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C-3P0: I hate this. I wish my Tickle me Elmo was with me.

Artoo: Beep

C-3P0: Just because donated yours to charity, doesn't mean you can make fun of mine. Anyways, mine looked better in its Sailor Moon outfit.

Artoo: Beep Beep Beep

C-3P0: Just shut up. You are just jealous. Now come on, these sand mites are attacking me.

(They come to a big ugly door.)

C-3P0: Should I knock?

Artoo: Beep Beep

C-3P0: Alright. Alright. Calm down. I'm knocking.
(C-3P0 knocks. Head thingy appears. The two talk. Door opens)

C-3P0: My goodness! It is so scary in there.

(They enter)

C-3P0: Elmo, where are you?

(Door closes)

C-3P0: Ahhhhh!

(They meet Jabba)

C-3P0: Oh my jolly gee whiz! Can we say Weight Watchers? My God!

Jabba: What do you want?

C-3P0: We have a message

Jabba: That's nice. So what?

Artoo: Beep

C-3P0: What? We have no gift!

Jabba: What's this about a gift? Alright. I'll hear your message, then we'll move on to presents.

C-3P0: What are we going to do? I have-
(C-3P0 is cut off by Artoo. He's showing a hologram of Luke)

HoloLuke: Greetings Jabba the bHutt. I am Luke Skywalker. I am here to get my homie, Han Solo. I am willing to give you these 2 droids for Solo. I'll be here soon to get him. Mess with me, and I'll kick your ass.

(image fades)

Jabba: No way in hell will I give that jedi my wall decor. It cost me much! Take the droids away, and pretend that they never came.

Some Pig Guard thing: Hail Jabba!
(Takes droids away)