It's EVAN! |
Everyone's Favorite Bachelor! |
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| He even looks good after just waking up, says Chloe. Women across the world wonder about his hair. | I think it's his hair. Or maybe he just enjoys taunting women by poking them and stealing their combs. Anyway, his irresistable charm is adored by women internationally. |
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| After testing his rump rider and balancing Open Lab objects on his fingers and other various body parts, he now models for underwear companies. | It's a newly discovered fact that this jungle man enjoys hunting and is often preyed upon by Savage women! | Hey, he might just be better than Keanu. Evan, too, shows interest in variety! |