Phrases Store

If you loose some edition of inutiles sentences maybe they were here.

2nd edition "Today is the first day of the rest of the mess."

  • "Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended."
  • "Behind every successful man stands an amazed woman."
  • "Woman is one of nature's agreeable blunders."
  • "Every woman is a rebel, and usually in wild revolt against herself."
  • "There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them"
  • "Minds are like para-chutes: They only work if OPEN"
  • "Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener."
  • "A men needs a good memory after he has lied."
  • "If Jesus was Jewish, why does he have a Mexican name?"
  • "A diplomat is a man who thinks twice before saying nothing"
  • "Life is an ilusion, but an illusion which we must take seriously."
  • "Anybody can win, unless there is a second entry."
  • "Public opinion flourishes where there are no ideas."
  • "What is the blondes mating call? Oh, I'm so drunk."
  • "A critic is a man who knows the way, but can't drive the car."

    1st edition "I've learned from my mistakes and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly."

  • "When all else fails, try Tequila..."
  • "Online again? When do you sleep?..."
  • "Money is an excellent servant, but a horrible master."
  • "In GOD we trust, all others pay in cash!"
  • "Borg: What happens when you let the government take care of you"
  • "Love is... going home and putting your feet up in front of a roaring wife"
  • "God answer all prayers. Sometimes the answer is no..."
  • "WINDOWS Error: 004 Erroneous error. Nothing wrong."
  • "There is no problem that cannot be solved by high explosive"
  • "Nobody can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it."
  • "I'm not gay but my girlfriend is..."
  • "Hell was full, so I came back."
  • "I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts..."
  • "Military intelligence is a contradiction of terms."
  • "LSD will make your CGA screen display 16.2 million colors."
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