here ya go.... the abridged low down on how to roll your best friend...
Play the part: you are a slob... no doubt... clean yourself up
and educate yourself, dummy... buy a new suit, but make sure you don't
throw out your old clothes, they will come in handy... then buy yourself a book, how
to win friends and influence people... read it and memorize it...
Network: take a shower, shave and put on your suit... go to the nearest
country club... start playing cards with the regs... a country club is a good place to find
a mark... or go to starbucks... see who pulls up to a full service island at the
gas station... these rich snobs are the ones that will put that high definition tv in your living room...
Slum it: now that you are hob nobbing with the richies, take your
suit off and dig out some dirty ass jeans and t-shirt out of the hamper...
go to white castle... or white hen... or midas muffler... anywhere white trash
losers hang out... ya know the kind who don't have the moral fortitude to
tell the difference between right and wrong.... these people are too easy
to talk into anything... become their leader... and become the father to a
couple of their trailor trash kids...
At your command unleash hell: Now that you have your two new factions of friends you are ready to do some work...
convince the uneducated yokels that the richies from the other side of the tracks are always telling you how scummy they are... set up an ambush...
as the leader of the white castle crew, raise your staff (your magic ruling stick... not the other staff... perv) and let them go nuts... if they can render the
richies unconscious you have a good 2-3 hour time frame in which you can max out their credit cards... hello amsterdam....
