here ya go.... the abridged low down on how to roll your best friend...

  1. Get your paper: take your paper... job, zig zag, whatever and lay it down... it is folded... use the crease to hold the tobacco... er whatever... pretend it is the little cup you drool in.... you need it to catch whatever you put in it... make sure the glue is facing you...
  2. Pinch your smoke: grab as much smoke as you want to throw in there... then throw it in there dumby... "they" say you should use almost a gram... who are they? i don't know... probably communists though...
  3. Roll yo tobaccy: using your first and middle finger and your thumb lift up the paper and roll it up and down... the purpose is to spread the tobacco out and put it in a cylandrical shape... not too tight now... but the tighter it is the slower it burns... but if you do it too tight you are going to tear the paper... so be careful...
  4. Roll yo smokey: once it is nice and tight and the tobacco is spread out, fold the paper over your cylander of tobacco... then with your thumb roll the tobacco up until the little piece of glue is exposed... now lick that glue kidd-o... then seal it... i like to give the ends a little pinch and twist them in opposite directions... then i like to stick the whole thing in my mouth and get it a little wet... then let it dry... unless you have a group of friends... uh... nic fitting... then you can use a lighter to make it dry faster... the end result should be a little "torpedo" looking smoking device... enjoy :o)