August 5, 2001

Jackass of the week goes to....

Mad Mancow Mulder or Muller or whatever his damn name is of Q101 here in Chicago

 

wow... as if the world weren't that big of a crap hole to begin with, shock jocks pollute our airwaves every morning drive... don't get me wrong... i love filth as much as the next guy... but stern (who i'm not a big fan of either... just because his stuff gets really repetative) is the king of it all... and it seems that every radio station now a days has to try and cash in on sex, boobs, farting and midgets and the general publics love of such things... and fowl language and defamation of people sell... i guess...

and every day mancow has a new commercial on the radio... and everyday he tells you what is coming on the next day... and everyday he has some moron do his bidding and swear so it has to be bleeped out... and everyday he tries to say pussy... ok give it a rest... but today i heard the commercial for the upcoming week.... his list of interviews.... actually some were reputable people... "blah, and blah, and from blah, blah.... oh and my nut sack...."

i don't want to hear from mancow's nut sack, even if it could talk... and that would be an incredible achievement.... i'd be more interested in speaking to his father's nutsack... find out why it had to produce enough sperm to fertilize his mother's egg... find out why it wasn't shooting blanks that day... find out why it even developed at puberty... find out why it didn't just shrivel up and fall off at the age of 10... if his dad's nut sack could have done any of these things i could listen to my 5 songs and 75 commercials an hour in peace...

so to mancow, his nut sack, his producers and whoever listens to that buffon.... huzzah... JACKASS!!!!!