
July 21, 2001
Jackass of the week goes to....
John Binkowski and the Norther Illinois University football team.
these buffoons dared tangle with a drum corps... ha ha... little did they know that those horn weilding geeks can tear an ass up like liberace on "x" in key west... the drum and bugle corps had purchased... mind you purchased... practice time on the NIU football field for their championships over the weekend... this isn't a new practice... they had been doing it for a while now... enraged at the fact that his field was being used by "geeks" ... unleashed his football team on em... telling them to run through their formation and take care of em... little did he know that those french horn blowing misfits of society would retaliate... pressing charges... also making enough noise for ... to loose his job... he'll probably get legal action taken against him as well... so to John Binkowski and the NIU football team "huzzah"... JACKASS!