Sept. 12, 2001

Jackass of the week goes to....

Oprah

is it truely a day unless you can hear the inspiring words of one oprah winfrey? i don't think so... she is such an inspiration to people like me... if this virtually talentless individual can be a billionare then so can i... just think of my empire... television show, movies, book clubs... a magazine... a magazine by me and about me... with my troll like mug on every cover... what a dream...

the only thing i would do different than oprah is make sure i don't call my magazine the same thing as a german porno mag... apparantly the name "O" was already taken by a german entrepenneur with a favorable leaning to "facials"... oh... who am i kidding... this guy likes to see the big money shot... so much that he dedicates a monthly publication to it...

so... as you can guess... the story goes that he isn't pleased with oprah stealing his name... no doubt.... oprah stole my dog and i'm still pissed about that... so now the courts are set to determine the fates of these two... but i propose a solution to it all.... just use the same cover for each magazine... kinda like a simulcast... but in print form... then we'll see if oprah really wants to be on the cover of her damn mag so much... so lets keep this out of the courts and settle it like adults... infact i already did the artwork for the first simul-issue... enjoy :o)

so to Oprah.... huzzah... JACKASS!!!!!