I think this page is pretty self explanitory... jokes jokes and more jokes... and these aren't the usual jokes that you get hammered with in your email... to be honest... i really don't even read them... to be really honest, i can't read at all... if you do, however, have a good joke let me know... the joke of the week submitted by you, the viewer, gets special recognition and a special "prize".... now let the fun begin....

How do you cure a polish heroin addict?

Give him a plastic spoon.

A blond comes home to find her house has been burglarized. She is very upset and she calls the police. The dispatcher sends a nearby k-9 unit to the scene of the crime. The officer walks up to the door and rings the bell. The blond answers the door and looks at the policeman and his dog. She says, "Just great! I get robbed and call the police because i need help, and they send me a blind cop."

Why do guys have trouble making eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes

A man walks into his psychatrist's office wearing nothing but saran wrap. The doctor says, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

A woman storms into her local pet shop with the frog she just bought. "You said that this frog would satisfy all of my sexual needs and desires!"

The clerk says, "Did you do just like I said? This is a highly trained frog."

"Yes I did. I got naked, laid down and put the frog between my legs, but nothing happened," she said.

The clerk takes the frog and gestures to the woman to come into the backroom. She follows reluctantly.

"Take your panties off and lay down," the clerk says to the lady. She is shocked but does it anyways.

The man looks down at the woman then at the frog and says, "Now pay attention, this is the last time I'm going to show you this!"

What's long and hard and fucks old people?

Osteoperosis

A Texan, a Russian and a New Yorker all walk into a restaraunt to have dinner together.

The waiter comes up and introduces himself. Before he says the specials he says, "Pardon me, but we don't have any steaks tonight there is a shortage."

The Texan says, "What's a shortage?"

The Russian says, "What's a steak?"

The New Yorker says, "What the fuck does "pardon me" mean?"

What do you call a lesbian threesome?

A menage a twat

A man is having problems with his eyesight so he goes to the doctor. He is there for a while and the nurse comes up to him and says, "The doctor thinks you should probably stop masturbating."

"Oh no! Is it making me go blind?" the man says.

"No," says the nurse "you are frightening the other people in the waiting room."

Why do Mike Tyson's eyes burn during sex?

Mace

What's the difference between a blimp and 365 blowjobs?

One is a Goodyear the other is a fucking fantastc one.

That's it for now... more jokes to come.....