Yo yo yo yo... ever wanted to know where the cool shiznit is on the net? me
too... quit holding out... but i have found some pretty cool stuff... not quite
the shiznit... the shiznit would be the site from the future that has lottery
numbers for tomorrow on it... or a free porn site with NO ads... can't a boy
have his dreams... just like the dream of me getting a water pic for christmas...
that never happened... i got a copy of the holy koran and was told to look into
new religions cuz the "christian" god told the entire church congregation
(while appearing in a bowl of bean soup) that i was the anti-christ... WHATEVER...
i'm not even close to the anti-christ... i'm closer to just one of satan's minions...
anyways.... enjoy.... And for your eye strain's pleasure here are some more links...
Pogo- games, games, games, games and porn...
er... no porn... just games.... and sometimes porn... no... no porn... but
if you know of a place that has a porn/bingo mix... call me...
Wheel of Fortune- love
wheel of fortune? hate pat sajack? who doesn't? play here for free and against
other losers just like you....
Astalavista- want expensive
programs? don't want to pay for em? me too... here's a trick.... astalavista
is a search engine for program cracks, patches, serial codes and complete
pirated versions... infact this site is made with pirated software :o)...
shhhhhhh
Kool-Keith.com- this guy is a
nut and a hip hop pioneer all wrapped up in one tastey burrito... god bless
em....
HipHopSite.com- I'm an old
school hip hop head... ever since i heard Run D.M.C. when i was 9... and this
is the best site for hip hop on the net...
Dolphin Sex- are you tired
of those dates that get you no where? does your freezer full of raw fish only
scare away that beautiful woman? fear no longer... this site tells you how
to... and i mean HOW to... have sex with a dolphin... tired of missionary
position? flipper over... oh geez....
Hungry?- what's in
your fridge? an onion? some green beans? that human head you've been meaning
to get rid of? this website will give you a recipe using just about everything
you have in your fridge...
Are you ugly?- don't feel
bad... lots of people are... rate them... or be rated... are you hot or not?
Simple Solutions- ok... here's
the scenario... you just woke up in a puddle of your own vomit after a crazy
night of drinking and making love to strange women... your wife is due home
in 2 hours... you have lipstick on your shirt... how do you get rid of it?
with more vodka, that's how.... this place knows all....
Mellie's Corner- this site is a personal site of a friend of mine... mellie... or is it melly? however the spelling the site is the same... pics of friends and family... recipes... a giant gas grill that transforms into a robot and fights for freedom and justice... a freedom fighting grill... who could ask for more?
Visualeyes- this is my buddy keith's thingy... online mag and whatever else that goof decides to do... warning the opinions expressed in visualeyes are not the opinions of me or anyone else for that matter... just save yourself now...
Do you know of a site? Do you have a site? Do you have sight? If you don't
then this isn't for you blindy... but if you do... hit
me with it...
