The Tao of Steve

Every slob's dreams of getting laid... repeatedly... is lived out in this hilarious movie.

The Tao of Steve is a refreshing look at being an intelligent slob... this movie seemed to reach out to me... it spoke to me... even though Dex, the star of the movie that lives his life based upon being a "steve", is way heavier than me and far less attractive (so my mom says) he gets infintely more pootey than i've seen in the last year... what an inspiration...

A "steve" is someone that is cool... steve mcqueen or steve austin for example... michael jordan is a steve... spider man is a steve... and to be a steve you have to play the game like a steve and this is where the tao of steve comes in... if you live your life accordingly to the tao of steve then you will get laid... so there... where do i sign up?

but it wouldn't be a movie if there wasn't the consequences of being a steve... as a steve, dex never truely found happiness... dex never has loved (except his dog)... so eventually he has to choose between being a steve or being dex and falling in love with a girl that wears shorts that go down past her knees... come on... who wears short shorts? not that chic...

even though they try to turn the movie into a feel good love story, it is still very good... it is funny and has fresh ideas... i must highly recommend The Tao of Steve... i also highly recommend oral hygiene... but if i had to tell you that then go two isles over and rent deliverance...

3 1/2 stars out of 5