Charted: 2004 Peaked at N/A From the album "A Hangover You Don't Deserve"
Woohoohoo Woohoohoo
Debbie just hit the wall She never had it all One Prozac a day Husband's a CPA Her dreams went out the door When she turned twenty-four Only been with one man What happened to her plan
She was gonna be an actress She was gonna be a star She was gonna shake her ass On the hood of Whitesnake's car Her yellow SUV is now the enemy Looks at her average life And nothing has been alright since
Chorus: Springsteen, Madonna Way before Nirvana There was U2 and Blondie And music still on MTV Her two kids, in high school, They tell her that she's uncool But, she's still preoccupied With 19, 19, 1985
Woohoohoo (1985) Woohoohoo
She's seen all the classics She knows every line Breakfast Club, Pretty In Pink Even St. Elmo's Fire She rocked out to Wham! Not a big Limp Biskit fan Thought she'd get a hand On a member of Duran Duran
Where's the mini-skirt made of snake skin And who's the other guy singing in Van Halen When did reality become T.V. What ever happened to sitcoms, game shows On the radio, there was
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Woohoohoo
She hates time, make it stop When did Motley Crue become classic rock And when did Ozzy become an actor Please make this stop, stop, stop And bring back
Springsteen, Madonna Way before Nirvana There was U2 and Blondie And music still on MTV Her two kids in high school They tell her that she's uncool But, she's still preoccupied With 1985
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