first--ruleslife

1. I never want to see you naked!
2. Flush the toilet all the way, even if you have to flush twice
3. Look both ways before crossing the street
4. Don't fall for the first guy/girl you see and assume that he/she is perfect for you
5. Just say no! i.e. drugs....
6. Don't eat dark colored foods that stain, when your wearing a white shirt or any light colored clothes, your just asking for disaster
7. Eat something really fattening and yummy at least once in a while
8. Kiss with your eyes closed
9. Don't push your luck and keep leaning backwards in your chair, you WILL fall eventually
10. Time will heal almost everything, if not, it'll at least make things fade as time passes
11. Open the door, don't walk into it
12. Wood floor hurts, but stone floor hurts more!
13. Try not to triPp too much, enjoy life
14. Talk to your friends about drugs and alcohol but not about sex ... they make you want some
15. Never run fast in snowey places, there could be random patches of ice ... and you could end up sliding into a wall ... ouch
16. Hair is very very flameable
17. For everything important in your life, don't let it slip through your fingers, work for it, if its worth it
18. Know when to stop, don't go after things that will break you down or hurt you
19. If it hurts, then don't do it again
20. Let loose and have fun, you only live once
21. Don't date too many guys within the same circle, it can get messy
22. Don't wear open toed shoes when its raining. it can get squishy
23. Don't slack off on your homework, you'll totally pay for it later
24. if u love someone, or even if u THINK u love someone, DO tell them, because the chance may pass
25. Eat your veggies or you'll be short like JohNnie!! hehe, jk johnnie! hehe, sorta
26. Look before you sit
27. Appreciate the good things in life, try not to take them for granted
28. don't drink a lot during long car rides or during other things where a bathroom is not nearby and theres nothing except a porta-potty, or maybe a bush
29. Don't try to be something your not
30. Yield to cars going straight when you are turning left
31. Sometimes the onLy thing thats reaLLy to fear is fear its seLf, its onLy scary, cuz u build urseLf up to fear it
32. Suck up ur fear and just do it! At least try, cuz u'll regret it more if you always wonder what could have been
33. Don't listen to trance songs when you nervous, they tend to make you more high strung!
34. Take risks in life, you only live once
35. Don't obsess over members of the opposite sex ... especially guys, they're jsut like huge babys!!
36. People come and go in your life, but friends are forever, so never forget your friends
37. You get what you give, so be nice or else whatever ish u get is ur own fault
38. Sometimes the only way to move on from the past is to cut things totally off and start anew
39. Don't buy those sandals with the plastic prickely things on the bottom, if they don't hurt when u buy them, they will eventually!!
40. Don't dip your finger into really hot soup, not a smart thing =T
41. Smile, cuz it makes u look sOoOoo gOod!!
42. Take many pictures to remember the memories
43. Don't run red lights!! Just yellow
44. Don't ditch you friends for your bf or gf
45. Stop and smell the flowers (?) ... i.e. Savour the moment
46. Don't let you heart get into it when you know you can't afford for yourself to fall ... i.e. if u know its not gonna work, don't hurt yourself by letting yourself fall for someeone
47. Don't run right after you've eaten
48. Buy presents for your gf or signifcant other ... mucho brownie points!
49. Don't be afraid to flirt!