| Top 20 Hanson Fanfic Cliches |
| 1. Girl moves in next door to (you guessed it...) Hanson. She falls in love with one, they kiss, they carry on, and they schmooze . . . 2. Ike gets pinned for being "too horny." 3. The Hansons and their girlfriends order pizza. 4. One of the Hansons makes their girlfriend cry. 5. Taylor brings a girl roses. 6. Making out in a movie theater with a lucky Hanson. 7. Tay, singing "I Will Come To You" in a concert, points to his latest girlfriend. 8. Jessica and Avery Hanson play Barbies. 9. Sex scene without detail. It gets cut out. 10. Walker and Diana play no role in the story. 11. Zac is overly-hyper. 12. Girl gazes deeply into Hanson's eyes. 13. Girl randomly bumps into a Hanson at a mall. 14. The Tree-House... enough said. 15. Girl Hanson loves gets in car accident. 16. Dating a Hanson solves all of girl's family, social, and personal problems. 17. Hanson can't tell press about girl, for fear of declining popularity. 18. Naive Taylor asks experienced Isaac about girls/kissing/sex. 19. Taylor dates social outcast. 20. Zac doesn't score. |
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