<~~ Back ~~> 6 Months Later Once upon a time in Tulsa, OK, there lived three young, handsome brothers named Isaac, Taylor, and Zac Hanson.  “Ike,” Taylor said as he walked into the restroom, “I need some advice.” Isaac stopped doing the cabbage patch to his new Barbara Striesand record and said, “Okay, Little brother, what do you need to know??  I’m all ears.” “Well, I’d like to know how you kiss a girl.” “Tay, you’ve been going out with Mandy for 2 months and you haven’t kissed her yet?” Isaac asked, astonished. “Well, I’ve been nervous.  I’m not like you, you know.”  Isaac nodded his head totally understanding what his brother was saying. “Well, Lil’ Bro, there’s not really much I can tell you about that.  You’ve just gotta make sure the moment is right, and then just go for it!!” He said, giving his brother an encouraging thumbs up.  Suddenly, the phone rang.  Zac, who was running around the couch in circles, burst into the room, tipped over his Lego’s, making him fall head first into the table the phone was on, causing it fall off, right into his hand. “Talk to me.” “Zac, baby!!  How’s it going??” It was Zac’s girlfriend, Britney. “Hey, Brit,” he said. “My sister’s and I want to know if you and your brothers want to go to MamaMia’s Pizza with us??” “Sure, sounds razor!” Zac exclaimed. “All right, I’ll see ya in a few!”  Zac put the phone back on the table and walked over to his brothers. “That was Britney, she wants us to go to MamaMia’s with her, Mandy, and Christina,” Zac excitedly announced.  Isaac and Taylor gave each other a jumping high five. “All right guys, let’s go!” Isaac said eagerly as he grabbed his minivan keys.  They walked to the door, and since they were all arguing over who had the hottest girlfriend, they didn’t notice their little sister’s, Jessica and Avery, playing with their Barbie’s.  Zac, being his clumsy non-observant self, took one step and fell over his sister’s shoulder. “Oops...I did it again!” He exclaimed. On the way to MamaMia’s, the three brothers stopped by the flower shop.  Taylor ran inside and bought his girlfriend, Mandy, a dozen red roses.  Isaac and Zac playfully poked fun at their brother for being corny, but Isaac knew that it was just part of Taylor’s plan to get some. When they arrived at the pizza place, Christina and Britney ran to meet Isaac and Zac as they got out of the car.  Taylor looked for Mandy, only to find her sitting on a bench with her arms crossed. “You are 5 goddamn minutes late,” Mandy angrily said as Taylor got close enough to hear her. “But, Baby, that’s because I had to buy you these roses, yo,” Taylor said, hoping it would change her pissy mood.  “You KNOW I like pink roses!”  Mandy snatched the flowers out of Taylor’s hands and threw them in the near by trash receptacle.  She huffed inside and angrily took her seat. “What’s up her ass?” Isaac quietly whispered to Zac. “I dunno, Doode.” “Does anyone wanna catch a flick?” Isaac asked as they were leaving the pizza place.  They all agreed that that was a radical suggestion, and that Isaac was a genius for suggesting it.  They piled into his minivan and headed toward the movie theater. When they got to the theater, they coupled off. “Let’s go sit up front, it’s my favorite,” Taylor said. “Umm, no.  I like sitting in the very back,” Mandy said as if she had a foreign object inserted in her butthole. “All right, if that’s what you want,” Taylor sullenly agreed.  As the theater darkened, Taylor put his arm around Mandy.  She shifted uncomfortably in her seat until finally saying, “do you wear deodorant?”  She pushed his arm off her.  Well, I guess the mood is killed now, Taylor thought.  Meanwhile....Isaac and Christina were a different story. “Your are soo cool for giving us this opportunity to make out,” Christina said.  Christina, deciding not to waste anytime, grabbed Isaac’s shirt and pulled him forward.  Their lips met in a passionate kiss. After the movie, Taylor walked Mandy to her door. “I had a really nice time,” Taylor said. “I didn’t!  That movie was stupid.  You guys pick stupid movies,” Mandy rudely replied. “Oh.”  They stood awkwardly on the doorstep. Mandy gazed deeply into his eyes. Doode, I think this is it, Taylor thought to himself.  “Taylor, I wanna break up.” The next day, Isaac and Christina were fooling around in the Hanson’s tree house.  Christina pulled away from Isaac. “What’s wrong, pumpkin?” Isaac asked. “I think we’re moving to fast.  I’m not ready,” she replied. “Baby, Doode, it feels nice once you get started.  Don’t you love me??” “You know I do.  I’m just not ready to give away my flower,” Christina said. “Trust me, you’ll enjoy it.”  He flashed her his million-dollar smile, and she gave in.  Taylor stared out the window at his new neighbors.  They were a really large family, with 7 kids, just like the Hanson’s.  A girl, that looked his age, caught his eye.  She was a super skinny blonde with a cheerleading uniform on.  She also had really big boobs.  Ooh, break me off a piece of that, Taylor thought.  He went down to the kitchen, to get some food. “Hey, Li'l’ Bro.  I made a pie for our new neighbors.  Why don’t you take it over there?” Isaac suggested, pointing to the pie. “Doode, that’s razor!”  He grabbed the pie off the windowsill, where it was cooling, and ran out the door.  Taylor was in such a rush to see the hot girl that he tripped over some Lego’s lying in the driveway and fell face first, into the pie, at some girl’s feet. “Oh my!  Are you okay??” The girl asked. “Yeah, yeah.  I just wanted to bring you this pie,” he said as he held up the now empty pie tin. “Well, I guess we can’t eat it now, it’s all over your face!” The girl exclaimed.  “My name’s Amaya,” she giggled. “Hi.  I’m Taylor,” he said as he stood up.  “Taylor, time for dinner!!” Isaac called to him in a singsong voice. “Oh, I gotta go.” “Okay, I hope I’ll be seeing you around,” Amaya flirtily said. She walked back over to the U-Haul truck.  That Taylor, he’s a hottie, she thought to herself. “Amaya!  Get your head out of the clouds!  Do you think these boxes are just going to move themselves??” Her mom screamed at her. “Mom, you’re a bitch!  Quit trying to ruin my life!” Amaya yelled.  Amaya was always fighting with her parents.  Amaya ran up to her new room and collapsed on her bed, crying.  It was Amaya’s first day of school, and she was having a horrible day.  She would try to talk to people, but they would just ignore her.  She was sure she’d be just as popular at her new school as she was at her old one, because she was a super skinny blonde with big boobs, but it wasn’t that way.  “Um, what are you wearing??” A random fat girl with bright pink hair said. “I’m wearing my new Tommy shirt,” Amaya replied. “Tommy?  Oh my god!!  No one wears Tommy stuff anymore.  All the cool people wear Fubu Gear.” “I thought Fubu was for black people,” Amaya said. “So.”  The fat girl walked away.  Amaya ran into the restroom and started crying.  She hated her new school already and she hated being a social outcast. “Tay, did you finish your homework?” Isaac asked. “Yes.” “Can I check it??”  He grabbed Taylor’s work and looked it over. “Tay, you are so smart.  Every single problem is right.”  He gave Taylor a pat on the back and then walked upstairs to put their brother, Mackie, to bed.  Taylor got his roller blades out and decided he’d go see what was up in Tulsa.  He roller bladed past Amaya’s house, and saw her sitting on the porch. “Hey, Taylor!” She called out to him.  He quickly put his pants back on and hoped that she hadn’t realized that he was masturbating. “Hey, what’s up?” He said as he wiped his hands on his pants. “I was just bummin’ on the porch.  Where are you going?” “I was gonna go play Laser Tag,” he said.  Taylor loved playing Laser Tag.  In fact, that’s basically all he did. “Wow!  I wanna go.  Can I?” Amaya asked. “Sure, if you wanna, but I must warn you, I am a super fly Laser Tag playa,” he said as he smiled at her. “Oh Tay, you’re so funny!”  He put his hand out to help her stand up, but since she had seen what he was doing earlier, she ignored his hand. “Hey Amaya, do you want to come to our party on Friday?” The fat girl with pink hair who had been quite mean to her earlier said. “Um, sure, I guess,” Amaya replied, surprised. “Great!!” She exclaimed.  She gave Amaya a hug and then walked to her next class.  That was weird, Amaya thought.  She walked into her classroom, and took her seat in the back corner of the room.  “Hi Amaya.  Why don’t you sit up front with us?” The most popular boy in the school, Tommy Distefano said.   She smiled to herself and then sat next to Tommy. “So, Amaya, what are you doing on Saturday?” His girlfriend, Meagan Lloyd, said. “I don’t know.  Why?” She asked. “Well, we were just wondering if you and your boyfriend would like to go on a double date with us.  That guy I saw you walking with downtown yesterday, that was your boyfriend, right?” Meagan asked.  “Yeah. Taylor.  That’s my boyfriend,” Amaya replied.  This is the first time this girl has talked to me, and now she’s asking to go on a double date with me? “I thought so!!” Meagan giggled.  “Okay, class.  Take your seats,” the teacher said as she walked into the classroom. “Amaya, can I talk to you for a second,” the teacher asked her.  Amaya cringed, she figured it was about the test she had just taken.  She nodded and then followed the teacher into the hall. “Is there something wrong?” Amaya sweetly asked. “I just wanted to tell you that you did kind of bad on the test, but I am going to give you an ‘A’ on it for trying.  A bad grade is no way to start at a new school,” the teacher said as she winked. “Oh, thanks.” “You’re welcome.  Oh, and congrats on getting a boyfriend, especially such a cute one!” The teacher said, patting her on the back.  “Hi Amaya!  How was your day?” Amaya’s mom asked as she got home.  Her mom ran over and gave her a big hug. “Um, it was fine, I guess,” Amaya quietly replied. “Well, I made you a big dinner, all for yourself, and your father and I bought you a present, it’s sitting up in your room!” Her mother enthusiastically said.  She smiled and pointed Amaya to her room.  Amaya ran up the stairs and into her room.  Sitting on her bed was a new entertainment system.  She squealed with excitement.  She ran back to the kitchen, where her mother was sitting at the table with Amaya’s homework. “Hi honey.  I was just doing your homework for you, so you can have more time after school to be a teenager.” “Oh, mom.  You really don’t have to,” She said, trying to get the work from her. “No, no, I want to.  Now, you just go sit in front of the TV, and just call me if you want anything,” her mom said, shooing her away.  Amaya sat on her couch.  She couldn’t believe her luck!  Taylor was the best thing that ever happened to her.  Dating Taylor Hanson solved all of her social and family problems.  She vowed never to leave that wonderful boy of hers.