<~~ Back ~~> 4 Months Later 2 Months Later Isaac and Taylor decided to spend one of their rare days off at the mall.  “Ike, can we leave??  I don’t feel comfortable in this Victoria’s Secret,” Taylor whined. “Doode, I don’t want Christina to break up with me, so I’m trying to find some nice, sexy lingerie for her to wear for me.” “Ike, you’re just too horny.”  Isaac held up a red satin nighty. “Hey, Tay, does this make you horny, baby?” “Shut up!” Taylor giggled.  Taylor snatched the nighty out of his hand, placed it back on the rack, and pulled him out of the store.  They were both hungry, and since the food court was upstairs, they decided to go there.  Taylor didn’t notice that the steps were wet, and as he was running up them, his foot slipped, and he fell down the steps, landing at some girl’s feet. “Oh my, are you okay?” The girl asked Taylor. “Yeah, yeah,” he relied, dazed.  The girl put her arm out and helped him up. “My name’s Kimberly,” she said. “Hi.  I’m Taylor,” he said.  Her beauty mesmerized him.  “Listen, my brother and I are going to the movies, do you wanna come with?” He asked. “Wait a minute, Tay.  We’re not going--” “Shut UP, Ike!” He said under his breath. “Well, sure I guess.  I mean, I just met you and I know absolutely nothing about you, but sure, sounds like fun,” Kimberly said.  She handed Ike 3 of her bags.  “You don’t mind, right?” She asked.  He couldn’t reply because she and Taylor were already walking to the movie theater.  “Hey, I think we should see “Toy Story 2”!” Kimberly exclaimed, giddily.  “Yeah, that sounds like an awesome idea,” Taylor replied. “But, isn’t that the movie the kids wanted to see?” Isaac asked. “What’s your point?” Kimberly asked as if she had a foreign object inserted in her butthole.  They bought their tickets and went into the movie.  Taylor and Kim found two seats, one row from the back.  They left Isaac with the seat right behind them.  “You don’t mind watching my bags do you Ike?” Kim said sweetly. “Oh sure dear, its no problem” The theatre darkened.  Isaac started drifting off.  He woke up hearing moans.  “Toy Story” isn’t a sexual movie, is it? He thought to himself.  Then he realized that his little bro and Kim were making out right in front of him!!  Oh God he thought.  He watched for a second but then he felt dirty because that was his brother and he felt like a mother to him.  So, he decided to go through Kimmy’s bags.  He found a Victoria’s Secret bag.  He opened it up and found a black leather teddy.  This made him horny.  He quickly looked around to make sure no one was watching, and then he started jacking off.  Oh! That feels Razor! He thought.  I’m too horny! He thought.  God, I’m such a bad boy.  When he was done, he realized that he didn’t have anywhere to wipe his ejaculatory fluid.  He decided to wipe it on the Teddy.  Hopefully she won’t notice, he thought. When the move got over, Taylor asked Kimmy for her number.  She gave it to him and told him to call in an hour. “That’s razor, yo” he said. When he got home, he called her.  They talked for hours and hours.  The next day she came over.  Taylor asked her to be his girlfriend and she said yes immediately.  They went into the living room and Taylor turned on MTV.  “Criminal” by Fiona Apple was on. Taylor left the room to  get them Dr. Peppers.  “MMMbop” was the next video they played.  “Oh My God!!!” Kimmy screamed. “What?!” Taylor said as he ran back into the room. “It’s Hanson!! I love them!!” Kimmy yelled.  At that moment she looked at Taylor and realized who he was.  Oh god, I’m so dumb she thought.  “Never mind,” She said quietly. The rest of the day went fairly smoothly, except when his ex, Amaya, came over and whined for awhile about how stupid Taylor was for leaving her and what a bitch Kimmy was for dating him days after they had broken up.  The next Taylor called Kimmy and told her about a local concert they were having that night and asked if she wanted to come. Taylor gave her three free tickets and told her that to wear a puke green shirt so that she would stand out and he would be able to see her.  Kimmy quickly called her two best friends and asked them to go to the concert with her.  They arrived at the concert and had a blast.  The concert was coming to an end when they started singing “I Will Come To You”.  As Taylor said those beautiful words, he pointed at Kimmy.  She almost fainted.  “Oh my god!  Kimmy, they are soo hot!!” Kimmy’s friend Olga gushed on the way home. “Kim, did you see the way the hot one was pointing at you during that song!  He must have thought you were hot, or something!” Kim’s other friend, Betsy, said. “Yeah, I think he does,” Kim replied as she was driving the car.  She was too young to drive, but oh well. “Oh my god, look out Kimmy!!” Olga yelled as they ran into a tree.  “Do any of you guys have girlfriends?” A reporter asked at the press conference after the show. “Nope, all of us are single,” Isaac said.  After the press conference, Taylor talked to Isaac. “Hey, Ike, why did you say we’re all single?” “Because, Li’l Bro, if we tell the press about our girlfriends, then none of our fans will like us anymore because they can’t fantasize about hot jungle love with us,” he replied matter-of-factly.   “Taylor, I have some bad news.  Your girlfriend got in a car accident, she’s at the hospital,” their manager told him. He rushed to the hospital.  He was so worried that his one true love was hurt. “Taylor!  She’s been asking for you.  I’m so glad you got here.  Where are your parents?” Kimberly’s mother asked Taylor as he got to the waiting area outside Kim’s hospital room. “Is she going to be okay?!?” Taylor asked, ignoring her question. “They don’t know yet.  I’ve been telling her that she was too young to drive, but she just wouldn’t listen to me.”  Taylor nodded and then walked into Kimmy’s hospital room.  He saw her lying on the bed with her eyes closed. “Kimberly, can you hear me?” Taylor quietly asked as he took a seat next to her.  She didn’t stir.  “Kim, I just wanted to tell you that these past few days with you have been the greatest.  Really, they have.  You’re really, really hot.  Kimmy, I wish you could hear me right now, because I heart you,” Taylor quietly said.  Suddenly she opened her eyes, but didn’t say anything.  Kimmy gazed deeply into Taylor’s eyes.  Yep, this is what love is, Taylor thought to himself. “Taylor, I wanna break up.”