Chibi Duo: WELCOME to another Gundam Battle!
Zach Rendar: But this is a different battle!
Chibi Duo: That's right! This battle has meaning!
Zach Rendar: Kinda lame, this is the first. Catherine wants a pay raise, and manager says he needs more money for his Ferrari!
Chibi Duo: What kind of parents name their kid, "Manager", anyway?
Zach Rendar: The same parents who gave Quinze his name!
Chibi Duo: You mean they're BROTHERS?!?
Zach Rendar: You know what I mean!
Chibi Duo: How 'bout we get on with the battle?
Zach Rendar: Sounds good!
Chibi Duo: Our first fighter is here because she wants more money!
Zach Rendar: Our second fighter is here because he wants to keep all the money to himself! Hey, that sounds like Chibi Duo!
Chibi Duo: Eh hehehe, oh boy, um ... let's get started!
Zach Rendar: May the battle ...
Chibi Duo: ... Commence!
Zach Rendar: HEY!!
Chibi Duo: From the non - important corner, we have, Catherine!
Zach Rendar: And because no one in this battle is important, from the other non - important corner, we have, Manager!
Chibi Duo: We will now hear the fighters opening statements.
Catherine: I want a raise!
Manager: You can't have a raise!
Zach Rendar: ... Well, that must be the shortest opening statements we've ever had!
Chibi Duo: Um ... Catherine and Manager are just starring at each other right now.
Zach Rendar: Oh come on!! Do something you two!!
Chibi Duo: Hold me back, Catherine sneezed.
Crowd: Eeeeeeewwwwww!
Zach Rendar: Chibi Duo has just thrown a rock at Manager!
Manager: HA! That didn't didn't hurt a bit!
Zach Rendar: Chibi Duo has just sunk into his chair and started pouting!
Crowd: BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD!!!
Quatre: Blood?!? * Faints *
Zach Rendar: Ooookay ... this is progressive.
Catherine: I want more money!
Manager: NO!! I will now decrease your pay!
Catherine: Why you ...
Zach Rendar: Catherine has just ran over to the pile of animal cages! She's pulling the pin on the singing seal! IT'S LOOSE!
Crowd: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! * Some people start running *
Singing Seal: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! I'M THE SINGING SEAL, WELCOME TO MY LAND! I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO GREAT YOU, BUT I CAN'T SHAKE YOUR HAND!
Chibi Duo: That sounds like Zach's singing!
Zach Rendar: * Zach turns off the karaoke machine * Sorry.
Chibi Duo: The seal is hitting Manager with a beach ball!
Zach Rendar: Somehow this is missing that horrible act of violence feel.
Chibi Duo: Yeah, I don't even hear bones breaking!
Manager: You're fired, Seal!
Singing Seal: OH BOO HOO! NOTHING GOES MY WAY! I JUST WANTED TO SING A SONG, BUT I GOT FIRED TODAY!! * The seal leaves the arena *
Chibi Duo: Thank the gods of The Words of Death! He's gone!
Zach Rendar: Oh yeah ... they're back to starring again!
Crowd: UGH!
* Suddenly, a Disco Ball comes down and romantic music starts playing *
Chibi Duo: Zach, what's this all about?
Zach Rendar: I told the DJ to to be here thirty minutes earlier than we needed him, because they're always thirty minutes late!
Chibi Duo: I don't know if I should be mad at you, or be happy that he came on time!
Some Delinquent in the Crowd: EMINEM!
Zach Rendar: WHAT?!?
Duff Man: Duff Man wants to listen to Funk!
Chibi Duo: I thought you were killed!
Duff Man: Duff Man always has a stunt double!
Zach Rendar: * Whispers to Chibi Duo * I'd hate to have that job!
* Chibi Duo signs the probation act *
Duff Man: AARRRRGGGGHHH!
Zach Rendar: Now back to the battle!
Crowd: Uh ...
Chibi Duo: It seems through all that, they are still starring at each other!
Zach Rendar: Why don't we just blow them up, call it a draw, and start dancing!
Crowd: Sure, why not!
Chibi Duo: OKAY!
* Zach and Chibi Duo both put keys into a hole and turn them. A big button appears *
Zach Rendar: On 200 ... 199 ... 198 ... 197 ... 196 ...
* Chibi Duo pushes Zach and Presses the button *
Catherine and Manager: BOOM!
Crowd: YAY!!
Duff Man: NOW WHO'S READY TO PAR-TAY?!?
Everyone: WHAT?!?!