SIR TOBY BELCH (Trowa)
What a plague means my niece, to take the death of her brother thus? I am sure care's an enemy to life.
MARIA (Sally Po)
By my Manger, Sir Toby, you must come in earlier o' nights: your cousin, my lady, takes great exceptions to your ill hours.
Director: Sally, its troth, not manger. Get it right this time.
Wufei (offstage): Stupid Onna! You cant even get your lines right!
 
Scene: The Clown (Duo) and Olivia (Hilde) are talking.
Trowa grumbles about not getting the part for the clown.

Clown: Wit, an't be thy will, put me into good fooling! Those wits, that think they have thee, do very oft prove fools; and I, that am sure I lack thee, may pass for a wise man: for what says Quinapalus? 'Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit.' [Enter OLIVIA with MALVOLIO] God bless thee, lady!

OLIVIA: Take the fool away.

Clown: Do you not hear, fellows? I ordered a PEPPERONI pizza with olives and mushrooms! NOT an ANCHOVIE pizza with olives and mushrooms!

Director: DUO!

Duo looks up from his pizza: WHAAT?

Scene: Olivia gets ready to meet Viola/Cesario (Noin) with Maria
OLIVIA: Give me my veil: come, throw it o'er my face.

Sally hurls the veil at Hilde’s head.

Hilde: OUCH!

Director: Lets try this again..

Take Two

OLIVIA: Give me my veil: come, throw it o'er my face. We'll once more hear Orsino's embassy.

Maria very carefully places the veil over Olivia’s face.

[Enter VIOLA, and Attendants]

VIOLA The honorable lady of the house, which is she?

OLIVIA: Speak to me; I shall answer for her. Your will?

VIOLA: Looks at Hilde in the veil Most Snicker radiant, …exquisite and Snicker unmatchable beauty… Bursts out laughing

Hilde: HEY!

Director: This is getting tedious.

Scene: Olivia and Viola are talking about Duke Orsino (Heero)

VIOLA Most sweet lady,--

OLIVIA: A comfortable doctrine, and much may be said of it. Where lies your text?

VIOLA: In Orsino's bosom.

OLIVIA: In his bosom! In what chapter of his bosom?

VIOLA: To answer by the method, in the first of his heart.

OLIVIA: O, I have read it: it is heres… WUFEI COMES BARGING IN

Wufei: HOLD EVERYTHING!

Director: CUT! Wufei, what is it?

Wufei: I’ve been reading up on Shakespeare, and it says here in this book that onnas were no allowed to act plays! Those people had justice! We should live up to their example!

Noin and Hilde glare at him while Sally clenched her fists and muttered angrily under her breath from offstage.

Director: Um… thanks for the suggestion… Wufei… but… I don’t think…

Wufei: INJUSTICE! He storms offstage.

Director: Um….

 

End of the 2nd part!

Next time: Hamlet