Zach vs. Chibi Duo
Round 2
| Quatre Kitty: Welcome everyone to
another round of Gundam Battle Planet! I'm Quatre Kitty, substituting in
for Zach... Duo Kitty: ...and I'm Duo Kitty substituting for Chibi Duo! Quatre Kitty: Before we begin the match Duo Kitty, how about a recap of the last battle these two have had. Duo Kitty: Well as you know Quatre Kitty, Zach is more of an artist than a fighter so he decided to go with "artistic" weapons such as his saber. Chibi Duo on the other hand, an aggressive person at heart used dead fish as his main weapon. So as you can see Zach was easily defeated last time Quatre Kitty: That, and we weren't there to announce last time! Duo Kitty: That's why it really stunk! Quatre Kitty: Shall we start the battle Duo Kitty? Duo Kitty: Ok ok... *Duo Kitty rang a bell and Zach and Chibi Duo charge out onto the field." Zach: I'm going to get you this time Chibi Duo... I've been training! Chibi Duo: Oh I'm so scared! What're you going to do? Throw a box of cookies at me? Duo Kitty: With the two fighters having said their opening statements... Quatre Kitty and Duo Kitty: MAY THE BATTLE COMMENCE! Duo Kitty: Chibi Duo starts out with his traditional large trout and is waving it at Zach! Quatre Kitty: Omigosh! Zach has pulled out a Tazer! But instead of shooting Chibi Duo he's... shooting out all the lights? *The stadium is soon shrouded in darkness. Some mysterious noises are heard until a large picture of Zach in the middle of nowhere appears on the wall* Zach: This is me in the Montana Badlands looking for Velociraptor fossils in an abandoned excavation site... *Zach clicks a button and the picture changes to him holding a rock* Zach: As you can see, the badlands are filled with rocks, such as the one I'm holding in this picture. *The snores of Chibi Duo drown out the rest of the show.* Quatre Kitty: *Yawn* Wow... Chibi Duo's fast asleep... I guess Zach wins due to Chibi Duo's inability to fight! Duo Kitty: Yeah... from all of us at... Gundam... Battle... Planet... ZzZzZzZzZz... |
WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Look Mom! No Hands! ~Zach Rendar |