The Witty Voice of The Turtles
Raphael is one of the wittiest characters
ever made for anything. The cartoon show Raph is the one in which
I am referring to. In the other turtle universes, he is very witty,
very saracastic, and very funny, but more than that he's also very angry. At what, who knows? I think that
the Raph from the cartoon show is by far the coolest Raph. With the
movie Raph close behind. After Raph woke up from being unconsience, he
was pretty much the Raph from the cartoon. Raphael is the wittiest
Turtle you're likely to stumble over. If things aren't going his way,
his tongue snaps out sarcastic jokes dipped in poison. Even though he's
referred to as the snapping ninja, the Turtles know he means well.
Raph's clever skill with the deadly sai allows him to strike at a
distance and really keep the Foot in stitches. His way with a manhole
cover has made him famous in sewers everywhere. Raph uses the 100 pound
discs to flatten the Foot and to shield off Anti-Turtle blasts. If you ever need
a good warrior in an insult contest, Raph's the guy to call. His dry wit
allows him to think of good stuff to say just seconds before it comes out.
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