Night party next ward

They got this bondage

The car wreckers

when lightning flashed across the sky

and typhoon signal No.1 was hoisted like signal No.10

This already dispatched with a walking stick fat guy all wet

brought the gang the promised night snack of BBQ pork and roasted pig

and munched the late night away in front of a TV turned on

with a happy heart, merry laughter, full belly unclothed

single handed, wheelchaired, arm slinged, single legged

They talked of things nobody dared

How they made their tyres to scream

How this screech was heard inside

through wound up windows,

full air cond, loud Hi Fi

How now he was unemployed when this four wheel friend was gone

How his forehead skin was peeled

to clean the dirt to do the stiches

How blood poured before he blacked out

And his friend next room can't join the fun

Too many germs he has infected

Three weeks, bedridden

But he isn't any better

Next week he won't be able to walk again

a fractured bone has to be out of his leg

He wont be wheeling his ferrari

to buy his second ice-cream cone

when the first was dropped when his wound was washed

to buy his morning paper

or take a trip

at the call of nature

He'll have to pee and poo

in the ducky and pan

this very handsome 21 year old young man