| "The Mulletcabra is part goat, part mullet and part vampire, it originated in the hills of Jahaca, where the little people, the Juhacans are little people, native to mainland Mexico. The traditonal mexicans you see in Tijuana are from a spanish influence. The Spanish invaded Mexico just as the Amercans invaded America and fucked over the indians. Now beacause of, uh...uh, underlying rage in the little peoples mindset they became Mulletcabras. Well its rumored that there was a disease in iv, and then traveling bodyboarders would carry the virus. And now you can see Mulletcabras in the hills of Hawaii, Pepakehiwiata is know to have Mulletcabras everywhere. Its said on a full moon the Mulletcabra will strike its victims. If it cannot find human blood it will strike roosters or chickens..........the Mulletcabra" |
