the year is twnety-oh-eight the world is struck by disease and hunger and hate Lyndon LaRouche and and Avril Lavigne are sitting in front of her TV screen both plugged into her Playstation three she's runnning for Senator he don't know what she's standing for and neither does the general populace she's leading the polls, she feels warm in her soul 'cause she knows she's so f*cking popular he's running for President and going with precedent, he's the tenth-most-favored in the primaries from coast to coast in the offices and refineries no one knows who is is at all though he's completely sure he can fix the world and stop the wars that go on he can fix the world in a way that stays when he's gone but now he can only sit here and cuss out Carol Mosley Braun he's sure he can fix the problems but no one really wants him he's got two-tenths of a percent and it's so locked up in precedent and he'd talk about his struggles with his former rock-star friend but she only wants to play video games until the primaries all end she's running for Senator she's sure she can fix the problems in her home state, whichever one that is she can make the budget solvent no one really cares what she thinks about the budget she's a rockstar they're sure she's propped up by some really smart advisors but her ideas are all hers but people's eyes are covered by their visors she's glad she's popular but it's not enough it's never enough, she knows, it's never enough they don't see what she is, so she gets scared so she retreats to playing video games with a friend that has unknown name Avril Lavigne is drowning her worries in front of the screen she and LaRouche are locked up in Playstation three she beat him in Dance Dance Revolution and she beat him in Madden two-thousand-eight they both have ideas to solve all the pollution and neither is feeling that great no one wants him, that's a fact ev'ryone wants her, but they don't know whether she's a Republican or a Democrat and all their friends online say that there was once a time when ev'ryone would listen to you all their friends online say there was a time when people might come and listen to you but those people aren't clear in thought they're pro'ly on pot (woah) they're pro'ly on pot (woah) LaRouche and Lavigne know this night can't last the sun will rise and it'll happen fast so they put away their Playstation and break out the vintage Dreamcast soon there will be paparazzi outside the door she's learned to deal with them and how they always want more Lyndon's mutttering an incantation his wrists are covered with knife abrassions: "Lyndon LaRouche what can you do let them battle over you just let them clamor over you just let them clamor over you just let them clamor over you" Avril's mouth is tasting sour from all the pills she took last hour "Avril Lavigne," she says, "what can you do they'll never clamor over you they already love the tune but not the words, contrive a way to have them battle over you make them hear your words no speechwriters make them battle over you make them battle over you make them battle over you" she plays as Sonic he plays as Tails both are biting off all their nails maybe they'll survive all the pressure maybe they'll stick this out and get their goal but it doesn't seem very likely at all and suddenly at one AM they're happens to be a power outage he checks his watch and decides to take his iron supplements and she thinks of her latest song and decides she's abusing couplets there's a knock at the door so they both his the floor: the paparazzi aren't due yet they think it's a terrorist they hope that his shots will miss and if they don't then that they don't deserve what they get The figure walks into the room but it's not a killer by the midnight moon it's a woman and she walks in, asks "why are you on the floor?" Lavingne and LaRouche explain why they were on the floor the newcomer sighs and blinks her eyes she writes firey columns for local newspaper she loves to mouth off, and plus they pay her Her name is Jessica Cornerstat its a last name that ev'ryone laughs at she's got a thick skin, she's got her best friends, LaRouche and Lavigne and that guy with that hair that bends, and she's had an argument with her brother on the nature of the weather he's a bit crazy he thinks that the sun is made of ether she said she heard on the news it was gonna rain her brother says he felt that there would never be rain again "no no no sis, it's never gonna rain again again" he said, "And within the year all of the plants will be dead and so will we and certainly we'll be dead again... again" he said, oh yeah Jessica took him into the hospital, where they said he might have had a head tramua he said "no I just say crazy things some times I know it's fantasy, please don't tell Momma" they dragged his ass away to run a bunch of tests Jessica came running to Avril's house 'cause she was feeling like a mess she relates the story to Lyndon and Avril "What if he really has gone mad?" she asks, "what can I do, when ev'ryone feels sad?" woah, woah ev'ryone feels LaRouche and Lavigne are both feeling tired they look at the mess in which Jessie is mired