| ~*They Have Been Quoted*~ |
1“I love this video! Turn off the sound!” ~Zac 2“Yesterday I had to beat out the crap of Ike. He wouldn't loan me any Money“ ~Zac 3“Yeah, I'm weird. I put the milk in before the cereal.” ~Zac 4“I'm scared I might be tempted to get a nose job!” ~Zac 5“If anyone out there wants to be my girlfriend...” (Throws his arms open.)~Zac 6“If you're offering...no! I don't like older women“ ~Zac 7“We don't swim in your toilet so don't pee in our pool“ ~Zac 8“Please I know this shirt isn't expensive, but it does have some sentimental value.” ~Zac 9“The thing is, you could be in the car, and the radio could, like hardly even be on, and you'll be like 'Hey, turn up the radio', and it'll be your song. And somehow, you KNOW it.” ~Zac 10"The best place to pick up girls is at a Hanson concert! We get thousands of them! My best advice to all the guys out there is to go to a Hanson concert! Your odds are great. Seventeen guys and thousands of girls. What could be better?"~ Zac 11"The only people who say we look like girls are the ones that lost their girlfriends because they like our band."~Zac 12"Sleeping in a bus bed...you wake up with your face stuck to the wall!" ~Zac 13"We share a room. It smells gooooooodddddddddd." ~Zac 14"He brought the radio and he brought the batteries." ~Zac 15"What do a pencil, a thong, and a cow have in common? Maybe they fit in small places?" ~Zac 16"I think it would be cool to go out with a mature 13 year old, plus it might make Tay jealous!"~Zac 17"I'm still searching for someone who wants to date me!"~ Zac 18"Ike, quit yelling, your eye just got bigger."~ Zac 19”Well there was this thing, and I was talking about this guy, and he said "I hate you". So I said "WELL FORKIN' ICEHOLE TO YOU TOO!" ~Zac 20"My dream girl? She'll have to be someone who likes to have fun because I'm the joker of the group." ~Zac 1“How 'bout you take a picture of your butt, buddy!” ~Taylor 2“We where gonna name the song Zac but Weird sounded Better.” ~Taylor 3“Dude, that’s not even funny.” ~Taylor 4“It's kinda like getting a martini dumped on your head...I mean, not like I'd know what that's like. Oh...crap...Okay, I'm gonna stop right now before I dig myself a deeper hole and I have to come crawling back to civilization on my knees...Stop. Okay.” ~Taylor 5“Don't spoons make you smile? Personally my friend is a fork riot, but knifes makes me cry.” ~Taylor 6“I sometimes hit them, because Zac is so stubborn, and Ike is always strumming his guitar, which really bugs me. But we are best friends. We genuinely enjoy hanging out together.” ~Taylor 7“I'm probably the sloppiest.” ~Taylor 8“Let's face it, we're going to be old for longer than we're young so we may as well make the most of it.” ~Taylor 9"Who's hot?" (audience replies, "You!!!") "No, I meant the weather!"~Taylor 10"You can't just say, 'OK, now we're gonna be more rock. Put on your leather! Isaac, get your nose pierced. Taylor, dye your hair green. And, Zac, you're already there, just stop bathing."~Taylor 11"You can't take Zac anywhere. He'll either get lost or say something that will get you into a heap of trouble. We're always trying to talk our way out of a weird situation he created."~Taylor 12"We don't really have anything on right now; we're in the process of stripping."~ Taylor 13"Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the sensation." ~Taylor 1“The nice thing about England, is that they actually speak English.” ~Isaac 2“Actually, we were at a concert one time and this guy stage dove and ended up with a wedgie. It was a really bad on actually. You could tell from like, sixty rows back.” ~Isaac 3“A tennis racket makes a great fake guitar.” ~Isaac 4"Yep. Lots of underwear man. Lots of underwear." ~Isaac Got Any Good Ones? Ho |