"Say what?"

Or "The Insane Ramblings of a Bored Little Man"

A word from SITEOP:
There are very strict criteria which must be met before something can officially be considered a "random thought." It must not relate to the conversation at hand in any way, If anyone present can determine how the comment relates to the topic within a a few seconds it is not random enough and thus not included. Generally though this was just Josh sitting there in Chem2 thinking to himself and speaking his wisdom, as follows

Josh's list of random thoughts

2) We have grapfruit at my house!

3) We have 2% milk at home

4) Have you ever been to La Guardia airport?

5) Wouldn't it be so convenient to have urinals in your house? (06.02.98)

6) Can "molten" be used to describe cheese as well as rocks? (09.02.98)

7) My grandmother brought tangerine juice last night (09.02.98)

8) Goggles & aprons & test tubes, oh my! (06.02.98)

9) I had grilled cheese for lunch & chili was the vegetable (06.02.98)

10) It's a silly piece of shoe- leather reference! (06.02.98)

11) Jason Cole has pooted twice now in 4th period (09.02.98)

12) Did you know that ears & noses continue to grow as a person ages? (09.02.98)

13) Too HI (10.02.98)

14) Does anyone remember the fuzzy steering wheel cover I used to have? (10.02.98)

15) Is it bad to inhale bee's-wax-like vapors? (10.02.98)

16) I forgot to leave out water bottles... (10.02.98)

17) The "Atl" story (10.02.98)

18) That's really sad about Mr Longianotti (10.02.98)

19) Our tap water smells like chicken soup (12.02.98)

20) We have the prettiest birds that come and eat seed off our balcony (13.02.98)

21) Toastelicious! (13.02.98)

22) Squeezy, Squeezy! (as he's cutting at his nose) (17.02.98)

23) I had the best chicken salad yesterday (23.02.98)

24) We get to dance & sing tonight. Yeah!! (23.02.98)

25) I saw you driving Saturday (to Dr Seay) (23.02.98)

26) I hope I have fun at college because I want to have fun (24.02.98)

27) Itay@Isræl.net (24.02.98)

28) Yeah, well we still use 8½ by 14 paper, what is that? (24.02.98)

29) I have to do a history paper... (24.02.98)

30) Somebody racked me yesterday with something (24.02.98)

31) Ah, gastric juice, filled with vitamins & minerals as part of a complete breakfast. (24.02.98)

32) Hey, have you ever been to Texas, Mrs Organ? (24.02.98)

33) I like the word "nefarious" (02.03.98)

34) There are alot of rednecks in Arkansas (30.03.98)

35) None of my plants are growing (02.04.98)

36) I don't want him wearing me! (03.04.98)

37) Silly geese everywhere, a whole flock! (15.04.98)

38) I found a latex rubber glove in the passenger's seat in my car

39) And chapstick won't fit there!

40) Kiwi. I love kiwi!

41) I've got ants in my pants! (20.02.98)

42) I don't have the insoles in my shoes- I forgot to put them in this morning

43) Does that have anything about the feathers and the honey?

44) I wanna get a license plate that says "aliquot" on it 'cause "aliquot" is a nifty word

45) My dad is so co-dependent...

46) I have a cough drop in my mouth

47) I wonder if we could cover a car with Parafilm™ and use it as a car cover

48) Liar! Liar! Pants Comburst!

49) Hallo! Wie Gehts?

50) I put it in the place next to the stuff with the thing