Pandora's Box
Last one out's a rotten egg.
IOIOOIIOIO: Aloha
Meemers100: what
the hell do you want!!! hehehe
IOIOOIIOIO: I wouldn't
mind a 7 series BMW
Meemers100: yeah
that would be nice but i think your just sol
IOIOOIIOIO: most
likely, yes.
IOIOOIIOIO: What
do you want?
Meemers100: a good
lay
IOIOOIIOIO: depending
on who this is... I might be able to help you there.
Meemers100: nope
i dont think you wanna help me and if you did i would have to decline the
offer
IOIOOIIOIO: So...
David or Mindy...
Mindy: Mindy...david
doesnt have this screen name
IOIOOIIOIO: Hey...
how would I know? What's been goin' down at the 414?
Mindy: not much...Maryam
is making out with the neighbor (last night) and im mad at her for it
IOIOOIIOIO: Josh?
(not Jobe)
IOIOOIIOIO: In any
event... that could get awkward damn quick.
Mindy: yeah
Mindy: thats what
i said, i think she might understand that now
IOIOOIIOIO: heh...
wow... that's not the reaction I expected... I'm feeling physically ill.
Mindy: im sorry
IOIOOIIOIO: nothing
you can do about it...
Mindy: it will be
ok, y are you physically ill
IOIOOIIOIO: the prospect
of maryam finding someone else.
IOIOOIIOIO: just
another little nail in the coffin of hope
IOIOOIIOIO: or a
rather large one, I guess... self delusion can only stand so much
Mindy: i know it
sucks, but there r many other fish in the sea (no pun intended)
Mindy: you'll find
someone thats right for you it just takes time
IOIOOIIOIO: not to
sound obsessive... but ah... fuck it, nevermind
Mindy: what?
IOIOOIIOIO: It's
not really your problem.
Mindy: ok what is
it?
IOIOOIIOIO: or your
business.
Does david have an AOL SN?
Mindy: not that i
know of
IOIOOIIOIO: Agh-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
sorry.
IOIOOIIOIO: does
he have e-mail of any sort?
Mindy: i dont think
so, his roommates have a computer with internet service, but im not sure
which provider
IOIOOIIOIO: ah...
NM then, thanks anyway. --sigh--
Mindy: why so you
want me to tell him anything
IOIOOIIOIO: I was
going to ask him what he would recommend in snowboard bindings
Mindy: i can ask
him and let you know
IOIOOIIOIO: thanks
Mindy: no problem
Mindy: ill tell david
to give you a call if you woul like
IOIOOIIOIO: nah,
it's not urgent.
Mindy: ok
IOIOOIIOIO: -wipes
nose- okay... feeling better now
Mindy: thats good
IOIOOIIOIO: --sigh--
wow... maybe now I'll be able to sleep normally
Mindy: i hope so
for your sake
IOIOOIIOIO: mind
if this goes on my website?
Mindy: no i dont
care
IOIOOIIOIO: kooky
Mindy: what does
that mean
IOIOOIIOIO: call
it a contraction of "cool" and "okay"
Mindy: interesting
IOIOOIIOIO: "niftresting"
is another one of those coined terms.
Mindy: is that nifty
and interesting
IOIOOIIOIO: Yep...
really just an attempt to resurrect nifty
Mindy: i love the
word nifty
IOIOOIIOIO: aye...
't'is a pity it's stuck in the same category as "rad" or "toobular"
IOIOOIIOIO: or "bitchin'"
Mindy: yeah it really
doesnt belong with those, and it should be more commonly used
IOIOOIIOIO: start
a grassroots campaign
Mindy: lol, that
would be funny
IOIOOIIOIO: "Hi,
I'm from the Save Nifty Foundation... would you like a bumpersticker?"
Mindy: i dont think
many people would stand up for our cause
IOIOOIIOIO: sure
they would... once they hear the persuasive and powerful arguments... uh...
need to get to work on those...
Mindy: yeah i think
it might help
Mindy: i'm taking
a purity test right now and im failing horribly
IOIOOIIOIO: Nah,
that requires work... let's just have "Save Nifty" bumperstickers.
Mindy: i like it
IOIOOIIOIO: the 600
question one?
Mindy: yeah, Maryam
put me up to it
IOIOOIIOIO: heh...
I think my score was in the mid-50s last I took it...
IOIOOIIOIO: shouldn't
have changed much since then ;(
Mindy: im only on
# 172
IOIOOIIOIO: what's
the URL for the test, if you don't mind?
Mindy: we found it
through yahoo's search
IOIOOIIOIO: k
IOIOOIIOIO: last
one "The famous 500 question...." or another one?
IOIOOIIOIO: http://www.nmt.edu/~kscott/htbin/purity.cgi
?
Mindy: the last one
Mindy: yeah
IOIOOIIOIO: kooky
--- I'm 41% pure ---
Meemers100:
hey. mindy got a 47% my turn now
IOIOOIIOIO:
Did Maryam retake it?
Maryam:
this is maryam
i'm taking it now
IOIOOIIOIO:
ah...
Maryam:
so how's it going?
IOIOOIIOIO:
as well as can be expected, I s'pose... How about you?
Maryam:
kinda tired. stayed up late last night
IOIOOIIOIO:
what doin'?
Maryam:
talking to josh and doing my homework
IOIOOIIOIO:
do I see a budding romance?
Maryam:
with my homework?
IOIOOIIOIO:
with Josh.
Maryam:
i'm not planning on it
IOIOOIIOIO:
most people don't plan it, anyway. I s'pect I don't need
to reiterate the dangers of getting involved with neighbors
Maryam:
yeah yeah yeah. i've been getting bitched out all day.
IOIOOIIOIO:
heh heh heh
Maryam:
what? you want to bitch me out now?
IOIOOIIOIO:
In what regards?
IOIOOIIOIO:
As I said to mindy "that can get awkward pretty damn
quick" not much else for me to say
Maryam:
i dunno. i suppose you aren't too happy right now about
it
IOIOOIIOIO:
not as bad as before.
IOIOOIIOIO:
What question are you on?
Maryam:
i just got bumped off
IOIOOIIOIO:
heh... Mindy was complaining about that too.
IOIOOIIOIO:
How far did you get?
Maryam:
third section
Maryam:
so are you not going to comment on what i asked you?
IOIOOIIOIO:
I s'pose you got kicked off and missed it
"not as bad as before."
IOIOOIIOIO:
or did you have another question?
Maryam:
you did realize that this was going to happen eventually,
right?
IOIOOIIOIO:
didn't have to admit to it, though, see...
IOIOOIIOIO:
and pardon my superficiality... but... Why Josh?
Maryam:
well, it's not like anything serious happened between me
and him. i didn't fuck him
Maryam:
i like him. he's a nice guy
IOIOOIIOIO:
mind if I put this on the website as an addendum?
Maryam:
why not?
Maryam:
so what do you have against josh?
IOIOOIIOIO:
I don't think he's sexy... thus the apology for being
superficial
Maryam:
i don't go for sexy.
Maryam:
so anything else bothering you?
IOIOOIIOIO:
not that I know of
Maryam:
does this entire situation bother you?
IOIOOIIOIO:
I'll get over it.
Maryam:
you do know that i don't want to hurt you, right?
IOIOOIIOIO:
I don't think you're trying to.
Maryam:
thanks.
Maryam:
so i suppose in the future i should not tell you about
anything that happens, huh?
IOIOOIIOIO:
I'd prefer you did, actually... perhaps not in the
explicit detail you occasionally went into way back when...
but keep me
updated.
Maryam:
i haven't gone into details lately. so why do you prefer
to know?
IOIOOIIOIO:
the thrill of voyeurism? mainly as a reminder and as a
way to redefine the relationship.
Maryam:
so we still have a relationship?
IOIOOIIOIO:
yes?
Maryam:
okay. well, gotta go. gonna smoke a cig. later
IOIOOIIOIO:
Aufwiederlesen ¦¬)
--- Maryam is 55% pure ---