[20·34·57] <XX01XX> lesbians are hot / they make me
want to jerk off / but they don't need me
[20·34·58] <KonamiKid> Silently they fall / Amongst
the cold blowing wind / So delicately
[20·37·20] <XX01XX> A momentous wealth / God's gift:
diamonds from the sky / lightning on rain drops
[20·38·32] <KonamiKid> Soaring gracefully / Swooping
down to catch their prey / The fierce raptor cries
[20·39·36] <XX01XX> goatse is scary / his ruined anus
weeps blood / i want to vomit
[20·41·19] <XX01XX> don't masturbate please / kittens
face the wrath of god / feline holocaust
[20·42·44] <XX01XX> welcome to stile's world / the
house that japscat built / those crazy asians
[20·43·17] <KonamiKid> Falling down quickly / I tumble
in to despair / Where is salvation?
[20·44·09] <XX01XX> here kitty kitty / would you like
some nice dinner? / where's the machete?
[20·45·37] <KonamiKid> my pants won't stay on / when
your mother is around / she is cock- hungry
[20·45·48] <XX01XX> did you see that shit? / four
cocks all at once, my god / video day rocks!
[20·46·22] <KonamiKid> I masturbate much / sometimes
very violently / and then i cum blood
[20·47·55] <XX01XX> kinkykitten says: / watch me suck
some cock tonight / sadly it's not mine
[20·48·18] <KonamiKid> Big boobs are pointless / The
get in the way too much / and slap my chin hard
[20·50·01] <XX01XX> what's the obsession / always
boobs this and boobs that / just warm sacks of meat
[20·50·24] <KonamiKid> I am left alone / The world
turns its back to me / I cry out in rage
[20·51·41] <KonamiKid> I peed down my leg / forgetting
the last jiggle / I smell like urine
[20·52·59] <XX01XX> let's see those tongues, boys
/ worship the chocolate startfish / rusty chunnel time!
[20·54·12] <KonamiKid> The crew speeds away / The
millenium falcon / Fear lord vader's troops
[20·55·11] <XX01XX> methamphetamine / want some candy
little girl? / I'll get laid tonight
[20·57·21] <XX01XX> trench coats don't fit me / my
double barrel's too long / class ends early, i guess
[20·58·59] <XX01XX> you think you're too good? / it's
time you were on your knees / blow me a job, bitch
[21·05·23] <KonamiKid> My porn showed a cock. / I
think I looked for too long. / It might make me gay.
[21·07·11] <KonamiKid> I fear gay penis / for it seeks
my virgin ass. / Please keep it away.
[21·09·56] <XX01XX> perverted haiku / great fun for
the whole family / let's write another
[21·10·37] <KonamiKid> Me wanna go home. / Tally my
bananas sir. / Daylight has now come.
[21·11·39] <XX01XX> 2 legit 2 quit / what large trousers
you have there / so last decade, man
[21·12·20] <KonamiKid> I want to make porn / and give
it to the net kids. / just me and my bitch
[21·13·15] <synthpunk> kriss kross is so cool / pants
backwards? jump jump / fucking faggots, die
[21·13·29] <KonamiKid> When the night has come / and
all the land is so dark / i won't be afraid
[21·14·16] <XX01XX> all I did was fuck / no big deal,
it's what I do / she is what you watched
[21·15·01] <KonamiKid> you should cut your hair /
and look more presentable. / you did frighten me
[21·15·18] <synthpunk> where did my pot go / i swear
i had more than this / damnit wheres my dealer
[21·15·44] <KonamiKid> though i was impressed / with
your manly stamina. / so many minutes
[21·16·14] <XX01XX> what's that in your ear? / piercings
like that turn me on / any naughty ones?
[21·17·11] <KonamiKid> i would pierce my dick / but
i like it without holes / no decoration
[21·18·11] <XX01XX> the bitch lied to me / "get a
prince albert" she said / I sit to pee, now
[21·19·09] <KonamiKid> that is exactly / why this
boy needs no piercings. / i love to stand up
[21·20·03] <KonamiKid> hey x x 0 1 / your haiku comes
too slowly / you need more practice
[21·20·26] <XX01XX> I'm making them scream / with
this semi-metal cock / could be the hot sauce
[21·21·12] <XX01XX> but KonamiKid / I'm saving these
works of art / I'l send them to stile
[21·21·31] <KonamiKid> gold bond is lovely / for men,
but not for the girls / their labia burn
[21·21·32] <mcfly`> this mad crapulence / making my
head spin backwards / just don't understand
[21·23·04] <XX01XX> keep trying mcfly / you'll get
the knack at some point / you won't ever stop
[21·23·55] <mcfly`> but I dont know why / haikus even
exist as poetry / since they are silly
[21·24·48] <synthpunk> i'm so damn lonely / need to
be loved by a woman / pay per hour aint bad
[21·26·37] <KonamiKid> You are so sexy / I have severed
gerbil heads / what is your address?
[21·27·05] <mcfly`> real pirates need none / greased
knot holes can never say no / lubricated pleasure
[21·27·14] <XX01XX> buried to their necks / squirming
little gerbil heads / get the lawn mower
[21·29·36] <XX01XX> preetika's boobs? <perk> /
man, I want to squeeze those things / I doubt she'd let me
[21·29·48] <KonamiKid> violently i sneeze / I spout
mucous to my hand / so slimy and green
[21·29·54] <mcfly`> women have many shoes / though
men never look beyond their chest / what lovely jubblies
[21·31·06] <XX01XX> I rub my red cheek / I was just
reading your shirt / perky nipples, though
[21·32·25] <KonamiKid> I have to poopie / before i
go to the bar / I don't want to fart
[21·33·16] <mcfly`> alright I am done / these haikus
drive me loony / i have had enough
[21·33·18] <XX01XX> CamWhore Sarahcide / I haven't
seen her naked / still my favorite
[21·33·59] <flouch> rhi has big boobies / whips them
out all the damn time / let me lick them please?
[21·34·03] <KonamiKid> Don't poop at the bar / just
shit in your pants instead / the bar cans are gross
[21·34·53] <XX01XX> Mcfly can't cut it / he lacks
the creative muse / no loss, he wrote crap
[21·36·01] <KonamiKid> he made an attempt. / i admire
his courage. / but yes, he did suck...
[21·36·34] <XX01XX> That chicken was huge! / did you
see the size of that? / mescaline's kicked in
[21·37·12] <flouch> that is not a bird / it is your
little sister / get your dick out please
[21·37·28] <mcfly`> I will slay you all / giant light
saber for your ass / gonna git you sucka!
[21·38·09] <XX01XX> right, enough of this / if we
don't stop now we're stuck / haiku addicted
[21·38·21] <KonamiKid> I will go poop now, / evacuate
my colon. / Then flush it away
[21·39·03] <flouch> please save some for me / i need
something good to eat / poop sounds rather nice
[21·39·10] <XX01XX> Welcome Piccolo / It's Haiku day
in #stile chat / join in, if you dare
[21·40·19] <flouch> i think she is hot / olivia newton
john / xanadu ruled
[21·40·34] <mcfly`> someone worse than I! / poor haiku
skills set me free / laugh at Piccolo
[21·40·46] <XX01XX> It goes in one end / then it comes
out the other / not as tasty, though
[21·41·08] <Kuss> i drnik lots of beer
[21·41·14] <Kuss> labatt's tastes pretty damn good
[21·41·17] <Kuss> god damn i'm fucked up
[21·41·42] <flouch> jagermeister good / even though
it makes me puke / drink lots of it now
[21·42·02] <XX01XX> all on one line, Kuss / I'm saving
these for later / they'll be sent to stile
[21·44·02] <XX01XX> Don't use the force, Luke / Not
in this day and age, man / statutory rape
[21·44·36] <KonamiKid> oh my sweet goodness / as i
was extruding shit / someone called my cell
[21·45·03] <KonamiKid> it was far away / while shit
hung from my anus / i could not answer
[21·45·16] <XX01XX> embarassing, that / to have your
call disrupted / by gentle plop-plops
[21·46·09] <KonamiKid> I should brush my teeth / as
i haven't yet today / chix don't like teh stink
[21·47·15] <Kuss> I'm going to jail/ The olsen twins
are damn hot/ Feel sorry for Kuss
[21·47·18] <XX01XX> wannabe camwhores / they seem
to get more ugly / main page gets cute ones
[21·47·45] <KonamiKid> yoda is the man / with the
force he lifts x-wings / young luke is still gay
[21·48·46] <XX01XX> Planet Naboo, eh? / Natalie Portman
is hot / hope she gets naked
[21·49·45] <XX01XX> your name's masculine? / maybe
you should show vagina / then we'll know better
[21·51·06] <XX01XX> Selvios is drunk / this is a good
sign, I think / get naked soon, please
[21·52·39] <KonamiKid> so a ho just called / possibly
a booty call / i may not call back
[21·53·28] <XX01XX> Konami is gay / he turned down
a booty call / what's wrong with you, fag?
[21·54·15] <XX01XX> beating a dead horse? / but this
is artistic fun / join in and you'll see
[21·55·12] <KonamiKid> so it would appear / that she
wanted a ride to / some other party
[21·55·58] <KonamiKid> but she is a bitch / and i
am tired of her / i should say goodbye
[21·56·03] <flouch> pick up the skank kid / date rape
can be very fun / put it in her ass
[21·56·08] <XX01XX> That's not real haiku / just seventeen
syllables / properly broken
[21·57·05] <KonamiKid> some times we make do / less
effort for endevors / no motivation
[21·57·52] <XX01XX> I say we stop this / the novelty
is going / I am bored of it
[21·58·57] <XX01XX> Just one more, I think / then
i'll e-mail it to stile / last words, anyone?
[21·59·17] <KonamiKid> x x you messed up / with "just
broken properly" / you have typed too much
[21·59·33] <XX01XX> It's fixed in the log / changed
to "properly broken" / I cheated, so what?
[22·00·05] <flouch> it was fun and games / til somebody
lost an eye / i am not herbert
[22·00·33] <KonamiKid> I should put on pants / before
i go to the bar / lest i freeze my balls
[22·02·02] <Kuss> my kung fu is weak/ i really suck
at haikus/ i need a refill
[22·02·26] <XX01XX> this sucks donkey cock / Why can't
we stop writing these? / I am such a slave
[22·03·33] <flouch> jager is all gone / we must now
go buy some more / the store is too far
[22·03·33] <XX01XX> She offered free sex / I accepted,
but too soon / it was with her dog.
[22·04·40] <flouch> bestiality / what a great experience
/ just one more goat please
[22·04·42] <XX01XX> War has always been / the enemy
is eurasia / 1984
[22·05·07] <KonamiKid> being japanse / is "haiku"
the plural form / of the word haiku?
[22·06·31] <Kuss> we're men, men in tights/ we roam
around the forest/ looking for fights, yes!
[22·06·36] <XX01XX> Can we please stop this / it's
mental masturbation / fun? yes. but enough!
[22·08·39] <Kuss> i forgot to wipe/ now there's stains
in my boxers/ nice and streaky brown
[22·08·56] <XX01XX> h t t p then / colon slash slash.
what comes next? / URL for a porn site
[22·11·21] <Kuss> oh baby baby/ how was i supposed
to know/ britney has nice boobz
[22·11·23] <XX01XX> God is dead, you know / Logic
murdered the old boy / Hedonists rule now
[22·16·09] <XX01XX> He said he'd use lube / He said
he'd be gentle, too / now my anus hurts
[22·20·19] <XX01XX> that was a fun time / shit blood
and cum on my hands / now to dump the corpse
Yes, that was the end.
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