(11.11.00)
(26.04.02) <Chastity> I don't get naked for strangers
<XX01XX> and they don't get much stranger than us, do they?
(14.01.02) Ambivalence != Indifference
(07.12.01) Understanding breeds acceptance, yet it also breeds manipulation.
(26.11.01) I use to have a sense of the future. There would be something to be done tomorrow, next week, next month, next year, and I needed to plan for it. I no longer have that feeling. I have not lost the sense.
(23.10.01) Why should we find ourselves speaking of these vital issues in vague terms with almost no meaning?
(16.07.01) I need to know what identifying marks I'll have to burn off of your corpse.
(23.04.01) I would rather have the relatively abstract uncertainty of an unasked question than the brief helpless abyss between its asking and its answering.
(02.02.01) I have the patience of water against the stone. A plasma flare I am not.
(28.01.01) "Polite" and "Politics" have the same root word. Odd that people take such a dim view of one and not the other.
(19.09.00) Self delusion can only stand so much.
(10.09.00) Pacifism is not passivism.
(05.09.00) Be careful where you send pictures of your naughty bits.
(19.07.00) "You over think some things, dude"
"So I've been told..."
(09.06.00) Lacking in qualities that interest, stimulate, or challenge...
Yep, that's me.
(11.05.00) Is is worse to never try because you were afraid to fail OR to try as hard as you're willing and find it's not enough?
(21.02.00) Decide where you would rather be before you decide that where you are is not it.
DO NOT do this with people.
(24.01.00) How do you keep a nun from getting pregnant?
(04.09.99) (To a proselyte) Tell me, would your life spent praising Jesus still be meaningful if, when you get
to heaven, you look up on the Throne of the Lord and see Allah sitting there?
(then she abruptly turns and walks away silently)
The girl standing next to me then says "Thank you for getting rid of her"
(13.05.99) "Do you guys really think a dog evolutionized from a dolphin?"
(06.01.99) They say that a picture is worth 1000 words...
It's word 1001 that makes a book better than television.
(20.12.98) "The trees speak english!"
"Prove it!"
"Prove they don't!"
"It's not my responsibilty to disprove you, the burden of proof is yours... however I point out that there is no evidence that trees speak english."
"The trees talk to me."
"Good day little wacky freak-boy."
"The trees say they love me... they love you too, if only you'd listen!"
"I'm calling the men in the black gloves and white coats now..."
"Why do you reject the word of the trees? They give you shade in the summer... their wood can provide warmth in the winter!"
"Why do you reject the word of the radishes?"
"Radishes only tell lies!!"
smacks forehead "please go away..."
(03.11.98) I think therefor I am... Though I'm not necessarily what I think I am...
(30.09.98) Why Waste Jack Daniels?
(24.09.98) What Would Judas Do?
(01.09.98) Who Would Jesus Do?
(01.07.98) ACT 34 (E32, M32, R36, S36)
SAT 1510 (V800, M710)
(03.06.98) Haiku
(15.05.98) If you want people to stop asking your opinion: get a reputation for telling the truth
(20.04.98) YOU FOOL!! I needed those to operate The Mutant Thumb Eradicator Ray! We're all doomed now...
(28.03.98) "I'm no fucking Buddhist but this is enlightenment" ~ Bjork
(23.03.98) "The Satanic Scholarship Fund"
Sell your Soul for School
(22.03.98) "IGNORE REALITY THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT..." ~ Imbruglia
(16.03.98) We aren't being taught to think; We're being taught what to think.
(05.03.98) If you drive fast enough toward a red light it will appear green.
(23.02.98) "what exactly are you trying to accomplish with her?"
"Imagine that you need to build a bridge... but you've only got ½ as much wood as you need... so you have to tear up the old parts of the bridge to build the new parts so you can get accross the river... You may be able to go forward if you build it just right but you can't go back... and there's always the chance the whole thing might collapse with you in the middle"
"and where does this make sense?"
"it doesn't... but that's what I'm doing"
(22.02.98) excuse /ek skyoos/ noun; the explanation you think someone would want to hear, as differentiated from the truth
(18.02.98) It's interesting that you say I march to the beat of a different drummer... I have a possibility you've overlooked: I AM THE DRUMMER.
(05.02.98) An amalgamation of Jewish Scripture and Christian Thought... What will that get you? Not a fuck of a lot.
(04.02.98) FEEL ME! I'M 100% RUBBER
(25.01.98) Some say that childhood is a time of learning, I say it is a time of forgetfullness. As we grow up we forget how to fly, how to make ourselves invisble, and countless other skills
(24.01.98) Two wrongs may not make a right but three rights make a left
(19.01.98) 1-800-CATHOLIC!! Save the souls of the people you call up to 44%
(18.01.98) EARTH FIRST!! We can strip mine the other planets later.
(17.01.98) Due the current financial constraints The Light at the End of the Tunnel will be turned off until further notice.
(16.01.98) It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in lab animals.
(15.01.98) Whoops!! I just shot a cop!!! What am I, High on Crack? HAWHAW!
(14.01.98) Where are we going? Why are we in this handbasket?
(13.01.98) Cogito sumere potum alterum
(12.01.98) Is this a rhetorical question?
(11.01.98) I had a dream last night that I died and went to heaven. While I was standing there God sneezed... I didn't know what to say.
(10.01.98) I used to think I was indecisive but now I'm not so sure.
(09.01.98) People who drive cars with leather seats should not have bumper stickers reading "Fur is Murder"