Snitch Report #162-163, The Dubrovnik Weekend, faithfully submitted by AAA
What has 24 legs and smokes Cuban cigars? The Dubrnovik Hash Pack! A fine weekend with both Hashes rated a superior 12 points out of a possible 10 was enjoyed by Hansje, Twinkle Toes, Charma, Ann, Julie, Cathy, Chatty Cathy, World Wanker, AAA, Rob, Aj, and Sandy. Dinner on Friday night, arranged by Chatty Cathy at one of her favorite places, served the best lasagna I've ever tasted. Remember Mea Culpa! The Hotel "R" was an amazing bargain especially because of the discount also arranged by Dubrovnik Chatty Cathy. "How do you like your eggs?" was the question asked each morning, just the correct way to begin the day!
The Hash began on Saturday at the Pile, the main gate of this ancient walled city, an continue to include a ferry to Lokrum where a picnic was enjoyed by all. AAA brought white and red wine, cheese, guava paste, Cuban cigars and more peanuts than you would believe. Others brought fresh fruit to be consumed by the seaside on this sunny day. The pack continued to the salt lake, Port Royal Castle, deserted Benedictine monastery, and the nude beach. Arriving back in Dubrovnik, the pack continued Hashing until they reached the moat where the down downs were celebrated, facing east in the direction of Kuala Lumpur, the birthplace of the first Hash. Two Hashers received names: Charma became Mr. Whipple's warning, "Don't squeeze the Charming," "Squeeze" to you, and "The Main Squeeze" to eligible males. Ann Louis, a Virgin Hasher, became "Saint."
Saturday night's dinner began with a walk down the main street in the Old City with rain reflecting on the polished pavement, an amazing sight. We dined at Konogar Penatur next to St. Blaise's Church on freshly-caught fish and mussels, another amazing bargain for the meal we received!
Sunday's run began at the Post Office in Lapad (thank you for not mentioning the four Hashers to had to take a taxi to the starting point!) ended for down downs at the Hotel Neptun's terrace (oh, that ! hot sun) after the delightful song, "Here's to the Saint, which she ain't!" Chatty invented some new and delightful trail markings, HP (Hash Play- playground), HC (Hash Cat feeding, yes, Chatty brought the cat food!), and HV (Hash Vista- and there were many, remember we were in Dubrovnik!). There should have been another, HB, Julie's display of the best Hash Body as her bikini tops were appreciated by all. Aj said this was the weekend that restores the soul! We had great company and wonderful memories and we all look forward to our future Hashes!!
Stay tuned for our next, November 9--What is the story about the baby bottles?