Snitch Report #168, faithfully submitted by AAA and Big Country

The Groundhog Day Hash, 02 February 2003

World Wanker began setting two trails, one for runners and one for walkers, and thought, what for? There are not THAT many runners, so he set only one trail. Hashers present at the initial hash circle received these instructions, along with temporary tattoos.

Meanwhile, GMH Big Country, Snowplow, Baby On-On, and young Kelvin arrived at World Wanker's a little late, rang the doorbell, and received no reply. Although they thought it odd that the hash would actually leave on time, they started off following the trail, speed- walking to try to catch up with the pack. After some 20 swift, sweaty minutes on the trail, with no hashers in sight, Big Country's phone rang: AAA told him that the pack had just left...nobody had heard the doorbell when he rang!

The trail wound through Gornji Grad, dipping down to Tkalciceva, crossing over Dubravkin Put, all the way to Tuskanac, then back to World Wanker's. While the pack was out, Cathy MacLain cooked up a kitchen filled with food: Eggplant Lasagna, HOT chicken wings, salad, and homemade whiskey cake. The Hash trail, the incredible food, and fantastic company were all highly rated!

Sharing these sunny skies and brisk weather were AAA, Debbie, Cathy, Squeeze, Belly Button, Goody Two Shoes, Jim, Weak at the Knees, The Milk Man, Angel Teeth, Anne, Graham, Erika, Drago, Nada, Neil, Linsey, Hrvoje, Big Country, Snowplow, Toddler On On (he's no baby!), and Baby Kelvin. Receiving recognition for their first times with the Strollers were Jim, Anne, and Graham, all of whom have promised to Hash again! Receiving names from the Secret Naming Committee were Erika, who became "Still a Virgin" and her husband Drago, who's a "Perfect 10"!

The next hash: the Run With A Heart On, Saturday, 15 February, together with the Zagreb Hash. Time and place to be announced.

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