Hash 179 Snitch Report, submitted by World Wanker and Twinkle Toes

Snitch Report on #179 by World Wanker and Twinkle Toes

Hares:  Twinkle Toes and World Wanker

Hash Trash for Zagreb Strollers Hash House Harriers Run number 179, October 4, 2003

The weather threatened all morning and fifteen minutes before the start of run number 179 the skies opened up in biblical proportions. It is reported some of little faith turned back, cowed by the angry pelting rain. But an enlightened few, 13 to be exact, put their trust in the religious adviser and hare, twinkle toes, and sure enough the sun broke out at the sound of the first "on on". Two trails were set - a long persistently uphill and muddy affair, set for runners by World Wanker, and a gentle, Hamster certified trail, set by Twinkle Toes for those inclined to take a more leisurely approach. In true wimp fashion, for which the Strollers are famous, everyone, yes, everyone, took the strollers trail, while WW was left to lament the waste of 4 kgs of flour on a trail traversed by no one.

In short order everyone arrived at the circle together, because frankly it is pretty hard even for strollers to get lost while walking around the block. As the heavens darkened again, the circle began in earnest. The hares were recognized for wasting flour which had been washed away in any event. Susan Gundersen and Amy Goldberg were welcomed as virgin hashers and were instructed in the age-old traditions of the hash. WW was recognized for some fool thing he can't remember (for which he deserves ANOTHER down-down namely while discussing important hash mismanagement officers ranked the Hash Beer other than First!), and Amy received a down down for short cutting on her very first hash. She discovered that after not having beer since high school how refreshing it can be, taken warm with lots of foam with people singing songs around her. She promises to be a frequent visitor to the center of the circle. Rubba Woman got recognition for chest nut abuse on the trail, and several hashers were recognized for not wearing hash gear, and WW, Rubba Woman, Hamster and Twinkle Toes were recognized for soon moving on to other hashes. The festivities ended with a touching and gala naming ceremony. Debbie Wolf, known for her take charge attitude, willingness to express an opinion about most anything, and most importantly being the head of her own wolf pack, was christened by the Religious Advisor as "ALPHA BABE". The crowds, still swayed with emotion, then retreated just in time to avoid the return of the rain to the home of Rubba Woman and World Wanker for good food, much drink and a good time.

The next hash is set for October 26 at 2:00, a return to our Sunday schedule. The location and other relevant details will be announced shortly through the group mail and the web page if we can figure out how to update it. That brings us to the sad but inevitable truth that the mismanagement committee has been sorely depleted by transfers and just plain moving on. We need people to step forward for nearly every position - Grand Master, Religious Advisor, Hash Scribe, Hash Photo, Hash Haberdasher, and Hash Cash. In fact the only position filled is Hash Beer, which is indeed important (who says we don't have our priorities right). Anyway, please step forward if you are willing to help out. Otherwise the Strollers may go the way of the Dodo Bird. You can send an email to the group if you would like to volunteer.

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