The Forbidden...

In the beginning it was decided that there should be no dating amongst the members of Dark Muffins.... Yeah, we kinda forgot... No, I lied, we just ignored the rule...

At all began with Patrick and Melanie... it ended with three little words: "I am gay." Thus began the idea that every guy Melanie liked or dated, was, or eventually would be, gay. Not so much anymore. Go Melanie.

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The Muffin has spoken. It was not to be.

Then followed Phillip and Lauren... They were cute, like one of those celebrity couples. We're not quite sure what happened, but our theory is they just plain got bored.

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Once again, The Muffin has denied the pairing.

Why, yes. There ARE more...