| ERIC THE HALF A BEE |
| A-one, two, a-one two three four Half a bee, philosophically, Must, ipso facto, half not be. But half the bee has got to be Vis a vis, it's entitiy. D'you see? But can a bee be said to be Or not to be an entire bee When half the bee is not a bee Due to some ancient injury? -singing La dee dee, One two three, Eric the half a bee. A B C D E F G Eric the Half a bee. Is this a wretched demmi-bee, Half asleep upon my knee, Some freak from a menagerie? No! It's Eric the half a bee! Fiddle de dum, fiddle dee dee, Eric the half a bee. Ho ho ho, tee hee hee, Eric the half a bee. I love this hive, employee-ee, Bisected accidentally, One summer afternoon by me, I love him carnally. He loves him carnally, Semi-carnally. The End. Cyril Connolly? No, semi-carnally. Oh. Cyril Connolly... |
| From Flying Circus |
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