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: :   Juu-kun's Diary   : :

The day came when I was finally awakened (and it took long enough too o.o;;).  I had no idea why I was awakened, but I knew I had to kill someone named Gokou.  I dunno why, I mean, I had no hard feelings towards the guy.  But hey. I just really wanted to kill him.  He was all I had on my mind.  When I awakened, I saw my sister Juuhachi.  I was expecting to see her.  But I was still bored, I hadn't had the chance to stretch in a long time.  That's when I saw him, the old man Gero.  He looked a little more uglier than usual.  Hell, at the time I didn't care about seeing him.  He actually kinda got on my nerves.  Geh, I can't stand looking at such ugly people.  Now one's as beautiful

or powerful as me anyway ::flips hair::  Then a whole bunch of noise started happening.  It was those dumb Z fighters.  What a rude awakening.  But hey, messing with them might have been fun.  Annoying that dumb doctor was fun too.  So, Juuhachi and I decided to really piss him off by waking up that big weird looking android in that funny capsule.  Gero really got mad then.            Heh heh, he looked so funny when he was mad at us, but then he started to bad mouth us and even tried to disable us with his controller.  Of course we took it and destroyed it.  What a idiot.  So, for trying to disable the most perfect android in the world, I decided to end his little pathetic life.  I did a pretty good job of it.  Though I don't think I shoulda kicked off his head, what was done was done.  I much rather would have just ki blasted him.  After all, he built me with an unlimeted supply of power.  The least I coulda done was show it to him.  But oh well for that.  Juuhachi seemed to enjoy it too.  So, after he was done with, some pretty boy who *THINKS* he's better than me had the Z fighters come and attack us.  As rude as it was of them, we accepted their challenge because, well, kicking their asses would be fun!  And boy did we kick their asses.  I got to fight with mostly everybody, but my favorite fight was with Picollo.  Geez, I beat him so bad it almost made me wanna cry.  Why was I born so perfect?  The question still eludes my mind.           Heh, heh, I gave Picollo the punch he deserved alright.  That was one of my best punches.  I bet he agreed with that (whether he liked it or not ::snickers::).  Anyway, after beating the pulp out of the Z fighters (with no help from Juuroku-Gou ::glares at him::) we all decided to take off.  It had been a while since I could spend some quality time with my sister.  Anyway, eventually we waited by the freeway and jacked--er, barrowed a van to go drive in.  And boy did we go on a joy ride!  I had some of the most fun of my life!  We drove through the city (literally ^_^) and I even took my sister out clothes shopping.  I think she was looking just fine in her skirt and stuff, but oh well, a woman's gotta get her fair share of clothes.  Plus, after playing around with Trunks, her clothes were looking pretty torn up.  I knew there was something I was missing outta this, and that was Gokou.  Boy did he live far from the city.  But we eventually made it over there.  Of course he wasn't home, but I let Juuhachi play through ChiChi's clothes.  Geh, that woman has no taste.            Anyways, we decided to ditch the car and fly to  the Kame house.  That had to be the place they were hiding him.  And we eventually made it.  But guess who shows up to ruins thing AGAIN?  Yep, Picollo.  But this time he was ready to fight, and I must admit, for me being the strongest guy in the world, he did put up a good fight.  But just when things were getting fun, Cell shows up to ruin things.  That's when everything went to hell.  It was no fair!  I was already exhausted from fighting that stupid Namek, so I was in no condition to fight another android (and boy was he the worst looking of all of us, and I thought Juuroku had a bad design o.o;;).  So of course I didn't do too well against Cell.  But then Juuroku started beating him down.  Wow, that guy was either 1, incredibally strong, or 2, incredibally stupid.  Luckilly he was number one!  But everything got ruined.  Just when I thought Cell was gone, I get absobed into him!  ::Glares at Juuroku again:: SOMEBODY didn't tell me Cell was behind me!  So yeah, I got absorbed into the ugly android.  ::Winces:: I could understand why he would want to absorb me though.  I mean, I am perfection!  If I were in his shoes, I would absorb myself too.  And I must admit, I made him pretty strong.  Once again, this brings me to the same point.  Why am I so perfect?            Oh, I astound even myself sometimes ::laughs::  So anyway, for Cell being the fag that he is, I wasn't seen anymore in the Cell saga.  I heard Juuhachi was aborbed into him too, but the horrible part about it is that she got spit out of him (literally!  Geh... I would take ten million showers knowing I came out of his mouth >.<) while I simply blew up with him.  Geez Akira, gimme credit, I have fans too yunno?  ::Sniffles:: And that hurt too.  But anyway, somehow I was revived with the dragon balls.  And you know what?  I was still bored.  But I was Still greatful for it.  I decided to start over.  I still had the feeling of wanting to kill, but I wasn't going to kill humans anymore.  So instead of humans, I moved to a cabin in the forest and went after the cute adorable animals that roamed through it!  Oh the joy!  I kinda changed my wardrobe (just a little).  I put on a trench coat over my clothes, and some gloves.  And, with my shot gun in hand, and went hunting.  And I had the greatest time of my life.  But as usual a new enemy threatened the world.  And years later I heard Gokou's voice call out across the world (never mind the fact that I never got the chance to actually meet him >.<).            He needed energy.  Energy from everyone in the world.  And since I do happen to have a infinite supply of energy in my body, I began to contemplate.  He was the enemy after all, but it was years since I had to go out and kill him.  And I started over anyway, so you know what I did...?  I gave him my energy.  And thanks to me the world was saved.  So in the end, I'm the *REAL* hero of Dragon Ball Z, not him, why am I so perfect?

{ Juunana-Gou in Dragon Ball Z }

{ Juunana-Gou in Dragon Ball GT}

::Flips hair:: Now I have mixed feelings about me being in DBGT.  In a way. it's good that I returned for my fan's sake, but once again I get screwed over.  Before I go into my adventure, lemme tell you this.  DBGT was not created by Akira Toriyama.  He sold the rights to some other company.  And so they decided to bring me back.  Whatever.  I don't really wanna consider this one of my real adventures, but too late now.  I'm in DBGT whether I like it or not.  But it's the heart of the series' creator that counts!  And I dun think Akira

woulda wanted whatever happened to me in DBGT to really happen.  But knowing him, he probably woulda blew me up again, or hell, not even bring me back at all!  But it beats the fate I met in DBGT!  BLEH!  Why does such a perfect being like myself have to have bad luck?  It's not fair I tell ya!  It's just not fair!  But oh well, on with the show...            Ahem, up in hell, Gero and Dr. Myuu came up with a plan to free all the enemies Gokou and the Z fighters fought in the past.  And so they built another me (who I consider SOOOOOOOOO FAKE!) in hell, and thanks to him they broke free.  Apparently, I was built to be stronger than Cell, and in the end I was.  But the problem is that I had a grudge against that stupid Dr, and that held me back from my full potential.  Whatever...  I tell you I woulda beat him if Picollo didn't tire me down before!  I'm sticking with my excuse--er, reason!  Well, anyway somehow, outta nowhere I decided to visit the city because I felt my primal urge to kill humans again (against my own will).  Blah, blah, blah, I lost all reason when I met up with Hell Fighter 17 (you know, the FAKE me?), and I all of a suddenly turned back to my old ways.  It was Gero's doing again cause he some how got me to react evilly when I met up with my FAKE me (I hope I didn't infasize the FAKE too much).  So, the first thing I did under his control was meet up with Juuhachi.  It was my first reunion with her in years!  Oh the joy, but of course since I was possesed I ruined things.  First I killed her husband right before her eyes (though I think I was gonna do it eventually, possesed or not.  My sister has WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better taste than that!), and as I attempted to kill her daughter, she attacked me and sadly I had to blast her.            ::Weeps:: I hate my perfect self sometimes!  Of course it all wasn't THAT bad, I got to see Gero die again, and Dr. Myuu as an added bonus!  But the show had to go on, and I eventually fused with the FAKE version of me!  The Z (or should I call them GT o.o;;) fighters tried to stop the combining, but to no avail...  Sadly, beautiful old me combined and became even more fake by turning into Super 17.  Geh!  Why didn't I just comit suicide then and there!?  I turned ugly!!!  MY EYE BROWS!!!  MY BEAUTIFULLY PLUCKED EYE BROWS!!!  DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO PLUCK THOSE!?!  And now with my self esteem, my eye brows disappeared too.  Oh the horror!  The unspeakable horror!!  Well, like every other bad guy, I fought the Z/GT fighters along with Hell Fighter 17.  I didn't want to, but yunno, me being possesed and all.  But I was still able to muster up enough will power to not attack Juuhachi whenever she attacked.  But in the end, you know what happened.            Good old Gokou came along and did the usual routine of fight me, get beat up, fight me, me get beat up, fight me, he nearly dies, and fight me, I blow up!  If that was the only way to end my pain (more like shame for being put in this series in the first place.  Why couldn't I just be a good guy?!), then so be it.  Gokou went Super 4, and blew me and Hell Fighter 17 up!  Yep, that's all that happens to me in Dragon Ball GT.  Sorry fans, but once again, I GET SCREWED OVER!!!!  And boy does that piss me off...  And you know who's damn fault it is...?  ::Glares at Akira Toriyama:: Why did you sell the rights to Dragon Ball you BAKA!!! ::ki blasts him::

{ Juunana-Gou in the Afterlife }

So as I sit here in heaven, I can't help but laugh at how in the end Hell Fighter 17 ended up in hell (heh, matches his name ^_^ I'm such a comedian!).  Heh heh, in the end I was a good guy, bein possessed didn't really count with me going to heaven or hell.  Good thing I got the best area.  But I'm bored!  I can't go hunting anymore!  Bleh!  THIS IS HELL!!!  My only hope now is if someone would PLEASE revive me with the Dragon Balls.  But that might mean another Dragon Ball series, and I don't really feel like blowing up again for a third time.  That really hurts.  Oh well, no use crying over split milk (I think that was the saying o.O).  I'll just deal with things up in heaven.  And if I'm lucky, my *LOYAL* fans will create beautiful fanfics about me, and get me outta this dump!  Well, lemme say thank you to all the fans for supporting me.  I'm happy you have some sense

in you and came to read my diary.  I hope I was clear about all my adventures for ya.  Yeah, I know, the perfect android has the worst luck, and I get bit in the ass enough in those Dragon Ball Z and GT.  Maybe I should have started my new life along with my sister and got close to everyone again.  Then maybe I wouldn't have been easilly possesed by that FAKE Hell Fighter 17 and Gero.  But as the old saying goes, such is life.  But it sure is boring up here.  ::looks around:: heh, heh, but I'm sure I can make it fun ::Grins evilly:: Real fun...  Don't worry fans!  I wont let you down!  Not one bit, after all, how can a perfect android like me deal with nothing but the best?  Just promise not to let me down, and keep the support okay?  Now this ends my diary.  Right now I'm gonna go have some fun the best way I can.  Heh, and I'm sure you know what I'm capable of ::flips hair smirking::                                                                                            -The and only Juunana-Gou

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