Salary Slave.

Part 1.

 

“No one shall be held in slavery or servitude; slavery and the slave trade shall be prohibited in all their forms.”

 

   (Article 4, Universal Declaration of Human Rights, 1948.)

 

            One hundred years had passed since the General Assembly of the United Nations had proposed abolishing slavery in all it’s guises yet to millions of people around the planet it was still ingrained in their collected subconscious. Notoriety’s had documented it’s prevalence but were powerless to “drive the brute off.”[1] It’s dominance in the global culture pervaded almost everyone’s life. Only children, the old and the infirm were lucky enough to escape, albeit temporarily. What was this slaver of so-called civilised society ? Work.

            Bernard had followed the usual route through school, college and apprenticeship but had become steadily more disillusioned with the realisation that he had begun his working life on the bottom rung of the proverbial ladder. The trappings of a successful life were readily displayed by those above him; the hover car, the wives, the kid, the luxury apartment (with view), the uniform, the labour-saving devices, the guest slot on “Perfect People”ä. But Bernard was reaching boiling point, his patience diminishing like a kite heading for deepest space on the end of an infinite tether. Then something came into his life just as he needed it most.

            It had been an ordinary morning. He had been hooked up to the business quarter, shuffling documents around his desktop and answering queries when his supervisor had interrupted, ordering him to take a break. Welcoming the chance for some physical interaction he headed for the rest room, the only place where there were no unwanted interruptions. There were a number of low-ranking employees standing chatting around the urinals.

            “Yeah, they’re OK, at least you have a chance then.” Said the tallest of the three.

            “Yeah, I guess so. Thing is, can they be trusted ?” Probed a young ginger-haired youth.

            “Well, I’ve told them everything about my future plans and there’ve been no adverse repercussions. Quite the opposite.” Answered the Tall Man.

            “Hmm…What was their location again ?” Enquired the third man.

            “Just follow the pointers from my space, look under ‘personal’.”

            “What are you guys talking about ?” Bernard enquired.

            “Oh, best you don’t know.” Answered the Tall Man.

            At which point the three men vacated the lavatorial oasis, leaving Bernard bemused yet sufficiently intrigued. He took a TRH[2] patch from a strip he had concealed in his shirt collar which he then deftly placed on his left shoulder-blade. It’s effect was instantaneous. He rode a huge wave of ecstatic euphoria out of the rest-room and back to his workstation. During this heightened emotional/spiritual state he was able to quickly locate the Tall Man’s home-space, copy the pointers on his personal desk to his own space then delete all signs of a forced entry. This gave him all the time in the worlds to put an agent to work sifting through the pointers for anything unusual.

            As he got on with his bona-fide business Bernard kept wondering what kind of “chance” the agent may find. However, within no time at all, his question was closer to being answered. The agent had returned just three pointers. It took a great deal of self-control for Bernard to wait until the lunch break to look at the results but he knew that his supervisor would intercept his transactions if he noticed that they weren’t work related. So he waited.

            Lunch time finally came, the enforced order emblazoned upon his workspace, but Bernard knew that he had about four minutes before going off-line. The first pointer was to a child pornography provider so he ditched that and tried the second. It was a dating agency for the ‘discerning’ adult. God, this guy’s sad, Bernard thought. Third time lucky.

            At first glance the third pointer looked like a data warehouse, going by the name of “Home of Planet Earth”. It was mostly a secure site but Bernard had a gut feeling that he was onto something, that this was an elaborate façade. So, he decided to file an application for space but instead of conveying the correct information as requested by the host he simply constructed an acronym of the warehouse name : HOPE.

            All afternoon Bernard was thinking about the consequences of his actions at the warehouse. But, he got on with his job, attending to the banal bureaucracies of his everyday working existence.

 

Part 2.

 

                Towards the end of the afternoon Bernard was beginning to show signs of impatience. He kept checking his incoming mailbox instead of relying on the automatic notification. He had instructed it to let him know, with a high priority message, when anything out-of-the-ordinary appeared. However, somehow the call bypassed his intelligent checking and lodged itself in a seldom-used region of his personal space. It was only by his judicious use of a Trail Blazerä that the anomalous addition was duly discovered.

                The reply from the warehouse read :

 

“Welcome to HOPE.

Stuck at the bottom ?

See no escape ?

Ambitions are rotten ?

Feel nothing but hate ?

Then join our club,

Hear what we say.

Be part of the hub,

Subscription will pay !”

 

                The message was followed by membership details and formalities including the location, date and time of the next public meeting. Bernard jotted down the information then returned to his remedial task before his supervisor noticed that he was slacking. He would have to wait until the Rest Day for the chance to further investigate this particular prophetic phenomenon.

            The remaining days of Bernard’s week were as mundane as watching the weather forecast; silver skies, despondent drizzle and pestilent pollution. But, he was about to take the first step to a brighter future. This fact alone kept him sane. 

            Rest Day came after what seemed like an eternity. They seemed to be getting more and more infrequent due to the policies of pervasive politicians whose only concern was GNP and the Galaxian macro-economy.

            Bernard found the location of the meeting, taking assorted vehicles and routes to get there. The entrance to the disused office block was guarded by two burly cyber-enhanced security guards. They wore earpieces, a display over their left eye and microphones on their lapels. Bernard had no doubt that their long black outer garments concealed a link to HQ and more sinister devices. However, he wasn’t perturbed, walking straight past them without so much as a hint of recognition in their stern faces. To his relief though, once inside the building, he was greeted by a HOPE official who handed him a programme. It was printed on recycled plastic with a stylised picture of Earth at the centre of eight orbiting satellites, reminding him of outlawed fission reactors from the previous century.

            Bernard joined the back of a densely packed crowd of people. He noticed that most of them were about his age and all seemed to be male Caucasians. This made him feel uneasy as did the two long vertical banners flanking the stage proclaiming the slogans “desire” and “satisfy”. In the centre of the stage sat three well-dressed, middle-aged men who, according to the programme, were long-serving members of HOPE.

            Right on time, the entrance was closed and the first speaker rose.

            “Good Evening gentlemen. My name is unimportant. But  you can call me Mr. Unimportant. “ Laughs from the audience.

            “No, seriously, your name is not required here nor is your personal history. No, we at HOPE are more interested in your future. Allow me to explain. Did you ever get the feeling that your achievements were going unrecognised ? Perhaps your superiors are taking credit for your actions ? Well, don’t you think that that’s wrong ? Where are the ethics that our great civilisation was build upon ? I mean, it’s OK to strive for a better future, sure, we all want that. But, nobody IN THEIR RIGHT MIND, wants to beg on the streets suffering insolent comments from people who have no one’s concern but their own at heart ! What gives people the right to rule over us ? OK, we live in a so-called democratic state yet we elect our Government representatives but who elects our bosses ?

            The answer, of course, is nobody. It’s meant to be a meritocracy but we all know how it truly works.

            Well, our answer at HOPE is to collaborate, to share ideals and promote self-awareness. We’re not a secret society but, on the other hand, we don’t let just anybody join. You, gentlemen, have all been selected for your strong personality traits, be it ethics, creativity or even stubbornness. But there’s no room for ambivalence, you must be dogged in your pursuit of power. If we all work together, striving for recognition and drawing off each other’s strength then we’ll be a whole lot happier and”, pointing to the two banners, “our desires would have been satisfied !”

            The assembled crowd clapped and Bernard joined in. Strong words from a strong man, he thought.

            According to the programme the rest of the time was to be spent meeting with members of HOPE and meeting each other. Bernard had never felt comfortable when meeting strangers but the speaker’s words had had their desired effect resulting in him displaying a new bravado.

            The first man he approached was keen to let the people surrounding him digest his well-chosen words, planting HOPE’s obvious usefulness deep in their cerebellum. Bernard hung on to every syllable, turning the man’s dialogue into enchanting enticements and  powerful promises. Bernard was again riding high on the rhythmic intonations of the specialists speech but at no point in the proceedings did he comprehend the hypnotic reality of HOPE’s methodology. Bernard was driving down a dark alleyway of terra incognito, unaware of the ambush awaiting him.

            Having spoken to several of the minor speakers Bernard was alive with the vitality of life and left the building brimming with new ideas and visions of his future guided by HOPE’s philosophical insights. He stepped onto the walkway outside then held out his hand to hail a taxi. One immediately pulled up by his feet. As he approached the door a young woman appeared from nowhere then began to argue with Bernard.

            “Hey, Man, this is my taxi ! Get your own !” Exclaimed the woman.

            “No way, I hailed this then you stepped in ! In my book that’s the work of a thief !” Argued Bernard.

            “You what ? You’re accusing me of ‘stealing’ a taxi ? What planet are you from ?” Asked the woman.

            “Earth. My planet, my taxi.”

            At this point the taxi driver piped up over his intercom.

            “Excuse me you two but I’ve got a business to run here and don’t have all day to wait around for the conclusion of yet another lover’s tiff.”

            “What ?” The woman and Bernard exclaimed together.

            “You heard.” Replied the driver.

            Bernard and the woman looked at each other.  

            “Where are you going ?” She asked.

            “Downtown, to Murdoch’s Mall.” Bernard replied, surprising himself at his divulgence of this personal information.

            “OK, let’s share. I’ll go on from there.” The woman suggested.

            “I’m not sure.” The woman winked at Bernard. “Well, OK but we split the fare.”

            “Sure.”

            So, they both got in the taxi, got talking and ended up having coffee together in the mall. Her name was Tekno, a derivative of her Japanese parent’s love of 1990’s hard-core dance music. They spent the rest of the afternoon together, sharing their lives and aspirations. Somewhere in the heavens, looking down upon them, was one fulfilled Cupid, satisfied with a job well done.

 

Epilogue.

 

            Bernard and Tekno’s relationship went from strength to strength, blossoming like a rose in an arid desert. They entered into the sanctity of wedlock, were blessed with a healthy baby boy and eventually appeared on Perfect People.

            Bernard forgot all about HOPE, kept his head down and slowly climbed the career ladder without the help of anyone except his wife and kid.

            HOPE, itself, was audited by the Government on the pretence of tax evasion. Upon investigation it was discovered to be a front for a militant white supremacist organisation using under-handed techniques to infiltrate and influence the workers of planet Earth. Consequently, HOPE was declared illegal.

               

“(1) Men and women of full age, without any limitation due to race, nationality or religion, have the right to marry and found a family. They are entitled to equal rights as to marriage, during marriage and at it’s dissolution.

(2) Marriage shall be entered into only with the free and full consent of the intending spouses.

(3) The family is the natural and fundamental group unit of society and is entitled to protection by society and the State.”

 

            (Article 16, Universal Declaration of Human Rights, 1948)

 



[1] “Toads”, Philip Larkin, 1955

ä Murdoch Multimedia Monopoly Inc.

[2] thyrotropis-releasing-hormone

ä Artificial Living Organisms Plc.

 

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