"Pour Some Whiskey On Me"
 Step inside, walk this way
 Into the bar we go, hey hey!

 Whiskey goin' down, baby, c'mon pass it round
 I'ma gonna drown, in the whiskey goin' down
 Lookin' like a tramp with a real bad cramp
 Demolition derby gonna kill this man
 Razzle an' a dazzle an' a flash a little cash
 Barkeep pour it deep, cigarette ash
 Sometime, anytime, drunk all week
 Whiskey gonna keep me company, yeah

 Hey!
 C'mon, take a bottle, shake it up,
 Break the seal, chug it up...

 Pour some whiskey on me,
 In the name of drunks...
 Pour some whiskey on me,
 I'm gonna get drunk...
 Pour some whiskey on me,
 I can't get enough...

 I'm drunk, breath ain't sweet,
 Gonna fall off my feet, yeah...

 Listen! Singin' now, lotsa sound, where'd the people go,
 Dancin' on the table, I'm the star of the show
 Drama queen, peachy keen, lights up above
 Bad dream, lookin' green, food's coming up...

 Gotta hurl a little, hurl a lot, hurl a little more,
 Bathroom attendant come a'knocking at the door...
 Outta time, no time, here's friend Pete,
 Gonna take me home, take care of me, yeah

 Take a bottle, shake it up,
 Break the seal, chug it up...
Pour some whiskey on me,
 in the name of drunks...
 Pour some whiskey on me,
 I'm gonna get drunk...
 Pour some whiskey on me,
 I can't get enough...

 I'm drunk, breath ain't sweet,
 Gonna fall off my feet, yeah...

 [guitar solo]

 You got the whiskey, good Jim Beam
 Taste ain't really saccharine
 Cos I'm drunk, real drunk, feeling sweet,
 I ain't steady on my feet

 Do you want a drink? One shot or two?

 Take a bottle, shake it up,
 Break the seal, chug it up...

 Pour some whiskey on me,
 In the name of drunks...
 Pour some whiskey on me,
 I'm gonna get drunk...
 Pour some whiskey on me,
 I can't get enough...
 Pour some whiskey on me,
 In the name of drunks...
 Pour some whiskey on me,
 Drink it, go on and drink it
 Ooh
 Pour some whiskey on me,
 Yeah! Whiskey me!

"Pour Some Sugar On Me"
 Step inside, walk this way
 You and me babe, Hey, hey!

 Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on
 Livin' like a lover with a radar phone
 Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp
 Demolition woman, can I be your man?
 Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a flash a little light
 Television lover, baby, go all night
 Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
 Little miss ah innocent sugar me, yeah

 Hey!
 C'mon, take a bottle, shake it up
 Break the bubble, break it up

 Pour some sugar on me
 Ooh, in the name of love
 Pour some sugar on me
 C'mon fire me up
 Pour your sugar on me
 Oh, I can't get enough

 I'm hot, sticky sweet
 From my head to my feet yeah

 Listen! red light, yellow light, green-a-light go!
 Crazy little woman in a one man show
 Mirror queen, mannequin, rhythm of love
 Sweet dream, saccharine, loosen up

 You gotta squeeze a little, squeeze a little
 Tease a little more
 Easy operator come a knockin' on my door
 Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
 Little miss innocent sugar me, yeah

 Take a bottle, shake it up
 Break the bubble, break it up

 Pour some sugar on me
 Ooh, in the name of love
 Pour some sugar on me
 C'mon fire me up
 Pour your sugar on me
 Oh, I can't get enough

 I'm hot, sticky sweet
 From my head to my feet yeah

 [guitar solo]

 You got the peaches, I got the cream
 Sweet to taste, saccharine
 'Cos I'm hot, say what, sticky sweet
 From my head, my head, to my feet

 Do you take sugar? one lump or two?

 Take a bottle, shake it up
 Break the bubble, break it up

 Pour some sugar on me
 Ooh, in the name of love
 Pour some sugar on me
 C'mon fire me up
 Pour your sugar on me
 Oh, I can't get enough
 Pour some sugar on me
 Oh, in the name of love
 Pour some sugar on me
 Get it, come get it
 Pour your sugar on me
 Ooh
 Pour some sugar on me
 Yeah! Sugar me!