going to town, have a frown, don't let me get down.... need some action having to hang, need some clues... almost picked up a chick the other day... someone help me...

don't need this, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing here man, hope no one finds out. tried to steal an old mans boot the other day.... need some stuff or something...

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Pete's Report Not much to report this month. Mum wanted me out of the house so she could entertain her new boyfriend. Said she didn't want me around fucking up her best chance of a shag in the last six months. She gave me twenty bucks, so I went to the flicks to see the much hyped 'The Locals' filmed in the countryside, somewhere. Crapped my pants a bit aye... Tried to get into Diggers on Friday night to watch MSU's 10th anniversary gig. Man it was fucking rocking, or at least thats what I heard someone say on the way out to the toilets, I didn't have enough money to get in again...

Everytime I learn something new, it pushes something old out. so I've decided to stop learning altogther and concentrate on cool things. Like growing a moustache, and working on my mullet. My dad had a mullet once, back in the early 90's, when it was cool. I hear they're going to make a comeback, so I'm going to get in before everyone else...