BEEFCAKE THE MIGHTY-BASS

               Name: Beefcake the Mighty
         Instrument: Bass
                Age: Old enough to know better, but dumb enough to do it anyways!
        Home planet: Cholesterol, a small lump of congealed fat and gristle, 
		     just minutes from downtown Beebledfrax 12
     Favorite color: I hate all color
 Favorite T.V. show: Bowling for Blowjobs
     Favorite movie: Deep Inside Phyllis Diller
     Last book read: Faggot: The Marilyn Manson Story
  Last book written: Suicide for Dummies
            Hobbies: Hatred, Drunken Rages, Shitting in Public, Beanie Babies
 Last raped orifice: Britteny Spears' hollow skull!
 Favorite celebrity: Satan, what a nut!
     When I get mad: I throw mindlessly violent tantrums, sometimes lasting for weeks,
                     killing indescriminately but in the end only hurting myself.
      Dream or Goal: To Kick the  shot out of that god damn Jesse motherfucker from MTV.
                     Or to be choosen to be on the Real World
         Philosophy: I am King Shit of Fuck Mountain! Death to all who oppose me!
    Accomplishments: I've wasted my life. 
     What shames me: Being involved in the music business 
 On dates I like to: Rape it then kill it then rape it again
              Quote: "It will only hurt for a little while, then you'll go into shock and 
		     eventually die. Don't be such a baby!" - To Jon Benet Ramsey, shortly
                      before her death.

Beef is an arrogant bastard with absolutly no regard for feelings of others. No one likes him
and he wouldn't jave it any other way. His ill temper and egotistical vanity make him the perfect
rock star. He feels everyone is intitled to his opinion and if you don't like it you can fuck off.
As the late great George C. Scott one said, "Get that fat asshole out of my dressing room, he's 
puking on my wife."