FLATTUS MAXIMUS-GUITAR

               Name: Flattus Maximus
                Age: Unknown
      Date of birth: Tomorrow
        Home planet: Planet home
     Favorite color: Brown
 Favorite T.V. show: Barney
     Last book read: Cant read
  Last book written: Cant write
            Hobbies: Hooked on Phonics
 Last raped orifice: Lives in Dallas
 Favorite celebrity: Gor-Gor
     When I get mad: I fart
     What shames me: Incontinence       

 "The Armored Clown", Flattus attributes his explosive
 guitar-style to a strict diet of vegetarians. Often
 the brunt of cruel jokes, to which he replies with
 devastating farts.