JIZMAK DA GUSHER-DRUMS

              Name: Jizmak Da Gusha
        Instrument: Drums
               Age: Old enough to wipe my own ass
            Height: Almost tall
            Weight: Almost fat
         Eye color: Crimson
       Home planet: The wide world of sports
     Favorite food: Goat toast
 Favorite Beverage: Beaver Slurpee
    Favorite Color: Clear
Favorite T.V. show: The price is right
    Favorite movie: Goodfellas
    Last book read: Autobiography of Spuds MacKenzie
 Last book written: Dog's Digest
           Hobbies: Clubbing, BBQ, Cleavage, Pretending
Last raped orifice: The Popes nose
Favorite celebrity: King Kong
    When I get Mad: I smash, squash, beat, pound, crush, 
                    slam, and pass out, much like the 
                    blackout of a violent drunk, upon
                    awakening, I forgot why I was mad
   Dreams or goals: Daydreams, 137 goals
        Philosophy: Live until you die or live as long as
                    you can live
   Accomplishments: I ate the whole thing
    What shames me: Having soiled pants
On dates I like to: Ramajama
             Quote: "I wish people would leave me alone"

 Jizmak became master of the "great beating machine"
 after the horrible death of former GWAR drummer 
 Nippleus Erectus.