ODERUS URUNGUS-THROAT

               Name: Oderus Urungus
          Nicknames: Oderus Aroundus, "Party Pants",
                     The Irish Kid
                Age: 28 (million)
        Home Planet: My moldy war frame was purloined bit by
                     lumpy bit from ghettos across the galaxy
                     I was assembled in syntho womb 5 on the
                     planet Scumdogia                       
      Height,Weight: Variable
     Favorite color: Urine
           Turn ons: Hulking war machines, lurking, public 
                     urinals, flesh sculpture, bandying about
                     my flaccid poop-root, collecting colons 
                     of the damned
          Turn offs: Women without acne, peace, families,
                     unsullied pantaloons, law enforcement
                     personnel
On a date I like to: not go
 Favorite celebrity: Myself, Carl Panzram
 Ambitions or Goals: To view the shattered boiling mass of
                     planet Earth from outer space, rapidly 
                     disappearing from sight
    Accomplishments: There is nothing to be proud of
              Quote: "Those who trumpet their sufferings are
                     usually most deserving of agony"

 Priminister of the sinister, Oderus has a brain 
 transplant before each show. Tortures thousands
 just by opening his mouth. Takes drugs seriously. 
 Golden-throated crooner of impossible gaiety and 
 Chaos-thug supreme - proud owner of the tri-prong
 scrotal mount.