The story of GWAR starts with an intergalactic warlord called "The Master" who created The Scumdogs Of The Universe(otherwise known as GWAR)to do his biddings. Once GWAR decided to go against the master's wishes, the master stranded them on a little mudball planet known as EARTH. GWAR rampaged across the land skewing everything they could get their claws on and Oderus Urungus unknowingly created the Human race by raping a monkey. Then they wondered into Antartica and became frozen in ice. Years later the 80's hair bands used to much hair spray and caused a hole in the ozone which in turn melted the ice and GWAR was free once again. They met up with Sleazy P. Martini(their manager)and he gave them instruments and they became the most hardcore band to every exist. And they're still plundering and raping the planet for all eturnity.