SEXECUTIONER-BODYGUARD/VOCALS

Name: Sexecutioner
Age: Unknown even to self
Home planet: Eros (located in the Genital V System)
Favorite color: Black
Favorite T.V. Show: Wings of the Luftwaffe
Last book read: The Rosetta Stone
Last book written: Fantastic Four Issue #84
Hobbies: Death, Sex, cooking, brian surgery,
proctology, human sculptures and
tap dancing
Last raped orifice: My navel
Favorite celebrity: Charles Nelson Rielly
When I get mad: I ejaculate on old ladies
Dreams or goals: To destroy all life on this planet
Philosophy: Sexistentialism
Comments: "I cant wait to get off this planet
and start sexterminating more
sentient life forms"
"I got all bases covered" says Sexy whose hobbies also
include anal impalement, necrophilia, and distilling
goatloads.