SLEAZY P. MARTINI-MANAGER/VOCALS

              Name: Sleazy P. Martini
                Age: Thir... None of your business!
      Date of Birth: 6/6/56
        Home planet: Oith 
             Height: 6'6", plus 2 feet for hair
             Weight: 150, plus 50 pounds for hair
             Symbol: $
          Eye color: Green, what else
     Favorite color: Green, what else
 Favorite T.V. show: The Peoples Court
    Favorite movies: The Godfather, Meanstreets, Scarface
     Favorite drink: Happy Time wine
      Favorite food: KungFu malt liquor
     Last book read: How to manipulate friends and intimidate
                     people
  Last book written: Ditto
 Last raped orifice: The collective anus of the buying public
 Favorite celebrity: Myself
     When I get mad: I get even
      Dream of goal: There is no number large enough to
                     quantify that kind of money
 Philosophy of life: It's a bitch for everyone else
    Accomplishments: Fingering Cher
     What shames me: Ditto
 On dates I like to: Get sucked for 12 hours
              Quote: "Suck it up"