Your adopted hat is called; Bill.

Bill is an elderly hat and because of this has been very 
difficult to rehome. He first came to us at the centre 
because his owner had recently passed away and hadn't made 
any plans for Bill in his will. His neighbours noticed
Bill in his owner's apartment and that nobody came to feed
him. They contacted us straight away. We found Bill withering
away in a corner, he had seemed to had lost all hope. We 
gave him some warm nutritious food and he is now a very cheery
and good natured hat. He gets along well with children and 
other hats and is best suited for a family with older children.