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Pre-tested! They all work!
1.Wear a hood, inside. When anyone asks why, tell them it's going to rain.
2.Make little animals out of paper clips, say merry christmas and give them to teachers.
3.Investigate bins
4.Put a tissue on your head, say it's a hat. Offer other people one.
5.Call teachers "dear"
6.When there's only 5 or so of you in a lesson. Sit at the front of the class, arrive before the teacher, get your stuff out and sit quietly staring straight ahead. This really does freak teachers out.
7.Every so often stand up and do a single clap, sit back down and carry on as if nothing happened.
8.Don't wear shoes in corridors. Tell teachers that there's no actual rule that says we must wear shoes.
9.Conduct an auction in the name of humour, make people put stupid bids in. Then make them pay it.
10.Announce that we no longer need bins and stick your rubbish to the walls
11.Tell language teachers stupid phrases that you've learnt. Look proud whilst saying it. (for example, tu eviscerer les sangsues? which is "do you disembowel leeches" in French)
12.Feed foreign currency into food machines
13.Have a water fight, in a crowded room
14.Have a food fight, with someone else's lunch
15.Give other people's stuff away as a present so that you don't look like the one who's stolen it.
16.Steal some traffic cones, put them up around school and reroute corridors.
17.Get into in depth arguments about whether the hypathetical object on top of the black board is a purple angel or a giant alphabite.
18.Skip
19.Try and convince someone that your friend has turned into a sandwich. Be persistent.
20.Register in at least 3 forms/classes
21.Wear an apple sticker, tell people that you're an apple.
22.Try and give teachers washers as a present. Again be persistent.
23.Take everything anyone says laterally.
24.Refuse to believe in something. Jelly, walls, rain, et cetera.
25.Discuss the benefits of ceilings.
26.Discuss the benefits of having feet.
27.Make origami hats. Force people to wear them, lead by example.
28.Find things on the floor, keep them, they may come in useful one day.
29.Invade a creche and join in.
30.Sell lemsip
31.Rename people
32.Make up new verses to songs
33.Demonstrate how to measure tables using the contents of a pencil case
34.Carry around Genesis 3 just for fun.
35.Grow something from milk
36.Give names to inanimate objects.
37.Refuse to sit on chairs, say it's unethical.
38.Sing Jingle Bells all year round
39.Draw on people
40.In a hockey match, support the puck