Asylum BZ34

Asylum BZ34

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mobile phones

Mobile,a. shifting postition readily, not fixed, changing with the mood, expressive.
Phone,n.& v. (colloq). Telephone.
SO there you have it a mobile phone is a telephone that can run about and is a moody so and so. If that's not enough to convince you that it is an evil box, then I don't know what is.

Fun stuff to do with a mobile phone

• What travels further when you throw it, a paper plane or a mobile phone?
• Are water proof mobile phones actually water proof. (If the answer proves to be yes, try vinegar proof or hydrochloric acid proof)
• How far are shock proof mobile phones shock proof?
• If you drop a mobile phone from the top of the empire state building, what happens?
• Football
• Baseball
• Smash the mobile phone into little bitty pieces with a huge club.
• Jump on the mobile phone with army boots
• The mobile phone firework. (attach with plastic rope)
• The mobile phone frisbee throwing contest
• Clay mobile phone shooting
• Mobile phone cuisines;

  Mobile phone soup
  boil phone in a big pot
  stir often
  Add salt
  Cackle evilly from time to time
  Sirve with garlic bread
  Mobile phone bake
  Tenderize mobile phone (hit it with a spikey hammer)
  Preheat oven to as hot as possible
  Add cheese
  Leave mobile phone in oven for as long as possible without causing your oven to explode
  Mobile phone ice cream
  Chop mobile phone into little pieces
  Freeze with liquid nitrogen
  When fully frozen crumble further into smaller bits
  Add to ice cream

  Now sirve this menu to someone who owns/used-to-before-you-did-this-menu a mobile phone.

• Play find the live grenade in a box full of mobile phones. Tip; don't search just run and laugh
• Can mobile phones swim?
• Can mobile phones swim when they're inside a shark?
• If you lay out a line of mobile phones in the road, how many do cars manage to hit?
• Are mobile phones flammable?
• If you put 1000 volts through a mobile phone, does it explode?
• Will big fish eat mobile phones?
• Make a stress relief package with 2 items; a mobile phone and a hammer
• If you strapped a mobile phone to an atom bomb, which would mutate first?