Xell: *sits on a fence* Hello people and Welcome to the Garden where Haily put up a place for us FF8 characters to thrive.

Irvine: So now we are plants?

Xell: Don't you know anything? We spread flowers around the world to distract people from war!

Link: *growls* I'm the one who cares for these things. All you people do is fight. *waters flowers and pets the tree*

Squall: I think we made a bit too much corned beef on St. Patty's day. *munches on the last of it, turning green from the mold*

Xell: I told you just to get me a cake.

Seifer: I told you we should've gotten him that chicken pot pie.

Narr: Here in, Xell slaughtered Seifer once and for all... or at least untill the next update. Perhaps we can get some peace and quiet until then.

Run from the bloody massacre that Xell has made!