Sephiroth: Let me just say that I hate my father.

Zeki: And why is that, pray tell?

Lenoa: I don’t think that the reason is that he is a spineless traitor and a heartless freak.

Sephiroth: No, not at all. It also doesn’t seem to have anyting to do with him deserting me as a chlid.

Zeki: (shakes head.)

Lenoa: I have an idea!

Sephiroth: What is it?

Lenoa: We could write a list of why we hate Hojo!

Zeki: (cracks knuckles) This should be fun!

Zeki: 1. He smells
Lenoa: 2. He’s a traitor
Sephiroth: 3. He is stupid, er at least he acts like it.
Zeki: 4. He tried to kill Seph
Lenoa: 5. He is the ugliest shade of pea green
Lenoa: 6. He is a jerk
Zeki: 7. He tried to kill Spike
Sephiroth: 8. He did kill Gast, the nicest person on the face of the Planet
Zeki: 9. He smells bad
Lenoa: 10. he cloned Seph a million times
Zeki: 11. He implanted Jenova into Seph
Lenoa: 12. He implanted Jenova into Lucrecia
Sephiroth: 13. He killed Vince and turned him into a vampire

Zeki: Hey, wait. is that a bad thing?

Lenoa: It depends.

Zeki: Ok. Can we continue?

Sephiroth: 14. He tried to breed Red and Aeris just to see what he would get
Zeki: 15. He smells bad
Sephiroth: 16. He is ugly
Lenoa: 17. He’s a bastard
Zeki: 18. He killed Lucrecia

Sephiroth: No he didn’t. Mom jumped out her window.

Zeki: Yeah, well. . .

18. He didn’t help her get better.

Zeki: That better?

Sephiroth: Much, thank you.

Zeki: No problem.

Lenoa: Stupid men. . . . Let’s continue.

Zeki: 19. He is mean
Sephiroth: 20. He spliced himself with a chocobo to make Chojo. That’s scary enough.
Lenoa: 21. He has oily skin
Lenoa: 22. He has oily hair
Lenoa: 23. He’s dirty
Sephiroth: 24. He’s ugly
Zeki: 25. He smells bad
Lenoa: 26. He is a rotting corpse
Zeki: 27. He’s scary at Holloween parties. . . .

Sephiroth & Lenoa: Dugh!

Lenoa: 28. He chopped off Vincent’s arm
Sephiroth: 29. He has a mooggle pillow
Zeki: 30. He smells bad
Lenoa: 31. He has a bad taste in careers
Sephiroth: 32. He is a mad scientist
Lenoa: 33. He helped Seph later on in the story with taking over the world
Zeki: 34. He has better luck with women than me . . . .

Lenoa: Zeki, come up with better reasons. . . .

Zeki: 35. He put Jenova into Spike and scared him
Lenoa: 36. He used Zack as an experiment

Zack: (waves through doorway)

Zeki: 37. He smells bad
: 38. He touched Lucreacia! (shudder)
Sephiroth: 39. He kissed Lucrecia! Poor, Mom....
Lenoa: 40. He destroyed my life.
Sephiroth: 41. He destroyed mine, too!
Zeki: 42. Mine, TOO! Wierd. . . .
Lenoa: 43. He is mean
Zeki: 44. He smells bad
Sephiroth: 45. and worst of all, he was my dad.

too creepy... get out of here...