Sephiroth: Ok, people. Now is the time you all have been waiting for! Haily's disclaimer. Lucky me, she had to put it in MY room, didn't she?

Haily: Oh, be quiet!
Now, none of this stuff belongs to me. No anime or backgrounds. MOST of the art is doujinshi, so if looks awsome.... it probably isn't mine. The MIDIs do not belong to me either. Also all the characters that appear in my stories from another game belong to that company and so on and so forth. I am but a lowly worm who loves FF7 and draws in her spare time. I write to calm myself and I laugh to shield myself. Don't sue a lowly fan girl like me! I don't even have any money! Lemme lone! I didn't do nothing to you! Please don't take Lenoa or Zeki or any of my pictures, or my fan fic. I worked really hard on them. Please take me seriously! I don't wanna be sued! (begins to cry)

Sephiroth: (embraces Haily to calm her down) There, there, author-lady-who-can't-get-her-own-body. It's OK. . . . (turns to the audience) You there! Go away and leave us in peace!

Go away